全知全能的拉普 Oh Great, Mighty Rapu.
我們向您祈禱 We Pray To You
請賜予我們水和食物 For Water And Sustenance.
我向您祈禱並非為我自己 I Pray To You, Not For Me...
是為了我的女兒 But For My Daughter.
我好累啊 I'm Tired.
你受盡苦難 You Have Suffered...
來找我 Come To Me...
你受盡苦難 You Have Suffered...
來找我 Come To Me...
你們看這是什麼啊 Ah, What Do We Have Here?
快看 Look At It...
它把我的水果都吃光了 It's Gobbling Up All My Fruit.
拉普 Rapu.
光明之神 Bringer Of Light.
原來是我的信徒 Oh, It's One Of Mine.
我是格爾 I Am Gorr.
是您最後的信徒 The Last Of Your Disciples.
我們已經一無所有了 大人 We Have Lost Everything, My Lord.
土地乾涸了 The Land Is Dry.
一切生靈不復存在 All Life Is Lost.
但我們對您的信仰從未動搖 But Our Faith In You, Never Wavered.
如今我們等待著您的承諾... And Now We Await The Promise...
永恆 Of The Eternal Reward.
您就是在慶祝這個吧 Is This Why You Celebrate?
他還以為能獲得永恆 He Thinks There's An Eternal Reward.
不 抱歉 No... No, Sorry.
怎麼可能給你永恆 你這條狗 There's No Eternal Reward For You, Dog!
我們不過是在慶祝殺戮 What We're Celebrating Is A Fresh Kill.
我們剛剛擊敗了黑死劍的主人 We Just Vanquished The Holder Of The Necrosword
-你受盡苦難 -他就沒法再用那把被詛咒的劍傷害別的神了 -You Have Suffered -Before He Could Harm Any Other Gods With That Cursed Blade.
-如果你尋求復仇... -他竟然還威脅要毀了我的帝國 -If It's Revenge You Seek... -He Threatened To End My Entire Empire.
但大人... But My Lord...
您的帝國已經不在了 Your Empire Has Already Ended.
已經沒有人追隨您了 There's No One Left To Worship You.
還會有更多追隨者代替你的 There'll Be More Followers To Replace You.
一直如此 There Always Are.
我們受盡苦難 We Have Suffered...
我們飽受飢餓 And We Have Starved.
我的女兒死了 My Daughter Died...
以你之名 In Your Name.
這是你們的命 And Well, You Should.
你們存在的意義就是替你們的神受苦受難 Suffering For Your Gods Is Your Only Purpose.
你們死後 迎接你們的 There's Nothing For You After Death...
也只有死亡 Except Death!
你才不是什麼神 You Are No God.
我不會再追隨你了 I Renounce You.
現在 你這條沒用的小命... Now, Your Meaningless Life...
終於能派上點用場了 Finally Does Have A Purpose.
你這條命 就獻給我了 To Sacrifice Yourself To Me.
如果你尋求復仇... If It's Revenge You Seek...
屠戮眾神 Kill All The Gods.
邁向永恆 Go To Eternity.
如果你尋求復仇... If It's Revenge You Seek...
召喚彩虹橋 Summon... The Bifrost...
邁向永恆 Go To Eternity...
召喚彩虹橋 Summon... The Bifrost...
實現永恆 Go To Eternity.
屠戮眾神 屠戮眾神 屠戮眾神 Kill All The Gods. Kill All The Gods. Kill All The Gods.
這把劍選擇了你... The Sword Chose You...
但現在你被詛咒了 But You Are Now Cursed.
有意思 Funny...
我沒覺得這是詛咒 It Doesn't Feel Like A Curse.
更像是諾言 Feels Like A Promise.
那麼 我的誓言就是... So This Is My Vow...
我會殺光所有的神 All Gods Will Die.
過來 Come...
過來 湊過來 Come, Gather Round...
聽我說說太空裏的維京人傳奇 And Listen To The Legend Of The Space Viking.
他又被稱作雷神 A.K.A. "The God Of Thunder".
也叫"索爾·奧丁森" A.K.A. "Thor Odinson".
索爾從小被當作戰士來培養 Raised In The Way Of The Warrior...
接受教導要為世間帶來平衡 Thor Was Taught To Help Bring Balance.
為那些無法戰鬥的人而戰 Fighting The Good Fight, For Those Who Can't Fight It.
他長啊 長啊 He Grew And He Grew,
長大成人 And He Grew.
他很敏感 像個微笑 He Was Sensitive, Like A Smile.
他有愛的天性對所有人一視同仁 And His Loving Nature Did Not Discriminate.
他愛過一個當俠盜的時裝師 He Once Loved A Swash-Buckling Fashionista.
還有一次 他愛上一個女狼人... Another Time, He Loved A Wolf Woman...
騎在一匹母狼上 On A Woman Wolf.
但索爾的真愛是一個地球女人 簡·方達 But Thor's One True Love Was An Earth Woman Named Jane Fonda.
等下 不對 Oh, Wait No...
簡·福斯特 Jane Foster.
不過很遺憾 But Sadly...
在愛情的戰場上 索爾輸了 In The Battle For Love, Thor Lost.
說實話 他那段時間失去了很多人 In Fact, He Lost A Lot Of People In Those Days.
他的母親 His Mum.
他的父親 His Dad.
那傢伙 And That Guy.
那傢伙 And That Guy...
管他是誰 And Whoever That Is.
海姆達爾 And Heimdall.
他弟弟 And His Brother.
又是他弟弟 And His Brother Again.
還是他弟弟 And Again.
可憐的索爾不得不看著自己的星球炸裂 Poor Thor Had To Watch His Planet Explode.
然後他問 "我都做了什麼啊" And Then He Said, "What Have I Done?"
似乎他愛的人和物全都不在了 It Seemed That Everything And Everyone He Loved, He Lost.
所以他把心藏在肥肉之下... And So He Hid His Heart Behind A Big, Fleshy Bod...
這樣他就不會再心碎了 So It Could Never Be Broken Again.
不過他不想再心動 不代表他不會再戰鬥 But Just Because He Was Done Loving, Didn't Mean He Was Done Fighting.
他和銀河護衛隊搭上了伙 He Teamed Up With The Guardians Of The Galaxy...
啟程踏上經典的索爾式冒險 And Set Off On Some Classic Thor Adventures.
他重塑體型 He Got In Shape...
付出很多努力 Putting In The Hard Yards...
化傷痛為動力 Turning Pains Into Gains...
從來不在下肢訓練上偷懶 And Never Skipping Leg Day.
他從大叔身材變成大神身材 He Went From Dad Bod To God Bod
但在大神身材之下 But Beneath This God Bod...
還是有個傷心的人兒想解放出來 There Was Still Still A Sad Bod, Just Trying To Get Out.
因為索爾這麼多年來的各種偽裝 Because All Of The Bods That Thor Had Worn Over The Years...
都無法隱藏他內心的痛苦 Couldn't Hide The Pain That He Was Feeling On The Inside.
所以他放棄了尋找 So, He Gave Up His Search For Nothing,
接受了這個事實 即他只擅長做一件事 Accepting That He Was Only Good For One Thing,
靜靜冥想 等著有人過來說 Waiting In Quiet Contemplation For Someone To Say...
索爾 Thor...
我們需要你幫忙打贏這場仗 We Need Your Help To Win This Battle.
索爾... Thor...
我們需要你幫忙打贏這場仗 We Need Your Help To Win This Battle.
走吧 Let's Go.
好的 來吧 暴風戰斧 Ok. Come On, Stormbreaker.
該幹活了 Back To Work.
搞快點行嗎 We Must Hurry, Okay?
會死人的 People Are Dying.
那邊見 See You Down There.
抓緊 Hurry Up!
這個給我 Gimme Those!
你會弄壞這東西的 You're Gonna Break It.
-我是格魯特 -哎呀上面全是你的口水 -I Am Groot! -Oh, You Got Sap All Over It.
哈嘍大家好啊 Hello, Everybody!
好啊 看看是誰大駕光臨了 Well, Well... Look Who It Is!
-大家都怎麼樣啊 -慘極了 -How Are We Doing, Guys? -Horrible!
我們都要死翹翹了 We're All About To Die!
你說這趟星球之旅是個放鬆的假期 You Said, This Planet Would Be A Relaxing Holiday.
我是說 它會像是個放鬆的假期 I Said, It Was Going To Be Like A Relaxing Holiday.
看看那華麗的天空勝景 三個恆星繞著土星 Well, Look At That Resplendent Skyscape. Three Suns Of Saturn.
有什麼能比這更讓人放鬆呢 What Can Be More Relaxing Than That?
有啊 貨真價實地度次假 An Actual Holiday!
去死吧 渣滓們 Die, Booskan Scum!
-雷霆之神 -雅坎國王 -God Of Thunder! -King Yakan.
你終於來參戰了 You Have Finally Joined Our Fight.
就像他們說的 晚了總比不來強 Well, As They Say, Better Late Than Not At All.
很好 It's Very Nice.
你知道的 我們曾經生活在和平的綠洲中 As You Know, We Used To Live In Peaceful Oasis.
-但是不久前 我們的神被謀殺了 -謀殺 -But Then, Our Gods Were Murdered. -Murdered?
現在 我們的聖殿已經無人守護 And Now, Our Sacred Temple Has Been Left Unguarded...
哈伯斯卡的部落還掌控了它的力量 And Habooska's Horde Took Control Of It's Power.
這是我們最神聖的聖地 他褻瀆了它 It Is Our Most Sacred Shrine And... He Desecrates It.
不會再這樣下去了 Not For Long.
雅坎國王 King Yakan...
告訴他們今天在這裏發生了什麼 Tell Them What Happened Here Today.
告訴他們就在此刻 本人索爾 Tell The Time That I The Thor...
還有一群烏合之眾... Ragtag, Motley Crew, Misfit Desperados...
扭轉了戰局 將他們的名字刻在了歷史長河中 Turn The Tide In The Battle And Etch Their Names In History.
我們可能沒法穩操勝券... The Odds May Be Against Us...
-但我可以告訴你這些 -來了來了 -But I'll Tell You This For Free. -Here We Go.
此時此地就做個了斷 This Ends Here, And Now!
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪
我們有的是樂子 ♪ We Got Fun Games ♪
你想要的一切東西 ♪ We Got Everything You Want ♪
親愛的我們都很熟悉 ♪ Honey We Know The Names ♪
準叫你滿意 ♪ We Are The People That Can Find ♪
你想要什麼都可以 ♪ Whatever You May Need ♪
掏出錢來甜心一切就都隨你心意 ♪ If You Got Money Honey We Got Your Disease ♪
在叢林裏 ♪ In The Jungle ♪
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪
看著你雙膝一軟跪倒在地 ♪ Watch It Bring You To Your Sha Nanana Knees Knees ♪
我想看你血流不止 ♪ I Wanna Watch You Bleed ♪
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪
我們日日狂歡永不停息 ♪ We Take It Day By Day ♪
如果你想要就用血做交易 ♪ If You Want It You're Gonna Bleed ♪
沒有免費的東西 ♪ But It's The Price You Pay ♪
寶貝你性感無疑 ♪ And You Are A Sexy Girl ♪
總是很難滿意 ♪ Very Hard To Please ♪
你可以嘗嘗這紙醉金迷 ♪ You Can Taste The Bright Lights ♪
但它們可不便宜 ♪ But You Won't Get Them For Free ♪
在叢林裏 ♪ In The Jungle ♪
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪
來感受我如同蛇一般的身姿 ♪ Feel My My My Serpentine ♪
我想聽你尖叫不止 ♪ I I Wanna Hear You Scream ♪
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle♪
看著你雙膝一軟跪倒在地 ♪ Watch It Bring You To Your Sha Nanana Knees Knees ♪
他不會要衝著聖殿去了吧 不 He's Not Going To Go Into The Temple, Is He? No.
在叢林裏 ♪ In The Jungle ♪
歡迎來到叢林裏 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪
看著你雙膝一軟跪倒在地 ♪ Watch It Bring You To Your ♪
絕對讓你癱倒在地 ♪ It's Gonna Bring You Down ♪
幹得漂亮 大家 Well Done, Everybody.
功勞是我們所有人的 我們是團隊合作的 We Can Collectively Take Credit For That, Because We Worked As A Team.
齊心協力擊退了敵人 We Used Our Hearts And Our Minds To Defeat The Enemy...
付出了最少的損耗 With Minimal Loss Or Damages.
多經典的索爾式冒險啊 What A Classic Thor Adventure.
好耶 Hurrah!
是本好書嗎 Good Book?
當然是 Yeah.
我寫的 I Wrote It.
你是 你是簡·福斯特博士嗎 You're... You're Dr. Jane Foster?
是我沒錯 I Am.
-你好啊 -你好 -Hi! -Hi!
關於黑洞 你怎麼看 How's The Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
很難 Tough.
-是的 -真的很難 -Yeah. -Really Tough.
它是...你需要一個3d模型 It's...You Need A 3d Model.
你看過《黑洞表面》嗎 You Ever Seen Event Horizon?
沒有 No.
-《星際穿越》呢 -也沒有 -Interstellar? -No.
那部電影把一切都解釋的很清楚了 That Movie Explains Everything Really Clearly.
嗯 好吧 Um, Alright.
黑洞折疊空間 The Einstein-Rosen Bridge Folds Space...
導致a點和b點能像這樣共存 So That Point A And Point B Will Coexist In Space, Like That.
你親手毀壞了你自己的書 You Just Ruined Your Own Book.
是這樣 但現在你搞明白黑洞了 Yeah, But Now You Understand Wormholes.
-去看看那些電影 -好的 -You Watch Those Movies. -Okay.
看到了辣味薯片 我得拿一個 Saw The Hot Cheetos. Had To Get It.
那...情況怎麼樣了 So How's...How's It Going?
很棒的 It's Going Amazing.
那你... Have You...
-有沒有告訴其他人 除了我 -沒有 -Told Anyone Else Besides Me? -No.
當人們發現這事之後 他們就會變得很奇怪 When People Find Out. They Start Acting Weird.
他們就... They're Just...
變得不太一樣了 Different.
我現在不害怕了 And I'm Not Afraid Now.
無論如何 也沒那麼嚴肅 Anyway, It's Not That Serious.
簡 到第四階段晚期了 Jane, It's Stage Four.
一共有多少階段 Out Of Like, How Many Stages?
-四個 -我們只知道四個罷了 -Four. -That We Know About.
哦你現在是有... Oh, You Have Uh...
其他地方要去嗎 比化療更重要的 Somewhere Else You Gotta Be Right Now, That's More Important Than Chemo.
沒... No...
你想試著回到實驗室裏 對嗎 You're Trying To Get Back To The Lab, Aren't You?
-我有幾個想法正在嘗試 -好的 停 暫停 -I Have A Few Ideas I'm Trying. -Okay, No. Time Out.
我知道你認為你的實驗室工作是必須去做的 I Know You Think Your Lab Work Is Something You Have To Do.
不然你就會讓全社會感到失望 但是 Otherwise, You're Letting Down All Civilization, But...
你並沒有真正意識到宇宙在向你傳達的信息 You're Not Getting What The Universe Is Actually Trying To Tell You...
讓我來給你翻譯一下 So Let Me Translate.
把生活放慢些 Slow. Down.
用你的能量去跟這個東西戰鬥 Use Your Energy To Fight This Thing.
我會用我自己的方式戰鬥的 好嗎 I'll Fight It My Way, Okay?
哦對了 僅供參考 Um, Fyi...
"我的方式"不等於一個人在實驗室 "My Way" Does Not Have To Equal Alone In A Lab.
或許是時候用太空維京人這張牌了 Maybe It's Time To Play The Space Viking Card.
-那不是張牌 -它就是 -It's Not A Card. -Yes, It Is.
-沒有牌的 -有一張的 -There's No Card. -There's A Card.
它很高 有一頭金髮 很絢麗 It's Tall, And Blonde, And It's Gorgeous.
是張很帥的牌 It Is A Handsome Card.
-簡 你確定嗎 -聽著 黛西 -Jane, Are You Sure? -Look, Darcy...
我會自己去 I Will Figure This Out...
搞清楚的 By Myself.
反饋回來的結果都一樣 Results Are Just Coming Back The Same.
我怕化療沒什麼大用 I'm Afraid The Chemo Has Very Little Effect.
我很遺憾 簡 I'm So Sorry, Jane.
有什麼我可以幫到你的 或者你想談談 給我打電話就好 If There's Anything I Can Do Or If You Just Wanna Talk, Call Me.
帶我去天堂之城吧 ♪ Take Me Down To The Paradise City ♪
那裏有草原和美人 ♪ Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty ♪
請帶我回家吧 ♪ Won't You Please Take Me Home ♪
帶我去天堂之城吧 ♪ Take Me Down To The Paradise City ♪
聞著像個國王 Smell Like A King...
因為你夠格 Because You're Worthy.
那裏有草原和美人 ♪ Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty ♪
老帆船牌 Old Spice.
請帶我回家吧 ♪ Won't You Please Take Me Home ♪
卡 Cut!
欣賞下這個地方 多美啊 是家 Look At This Place. It's Beautiful. Home.
是的 家 父親 Yes, Home, Father.
-我們來帶您回家 -是的 -We're Here To Take You Home. -Yes.
前往阿斯加德星球 To Planet Asgard.
阿斯加德不是一顆星球 孩子們 Asgard Is Not A Planet, My Sons.
是人民 是你們 It Is A People. It Is You.
現在 我該去往靈界了 And Now It Is Time For Me To Pass On To The Spirit Realm.
我會在英靈殿的宴廳 I Will Take My Place
眾神安息之處佔據一席之地 In The Great Banqueting Hall Of Valhalla, The Resting Place Of The Gods.
哦 還有個事兒 Oh, One More Thing.
你們有個姐姐來著 You Have A Sister.
現在我要化作神之星塵 與你們道別 And So Now I Turn Into Godly Stardust And Say Farewell.
快看 Oh, Look.
你們看見了嗎 真的發生了 Do You See? It's Happening.
我在消逝 I'm Disappearing.
-不 -父親 -No! -Father!
等一下 哥 But Wait, Brother!
我們身後出現了一扇不祥的傳送門 An Ominous Portal Has Appeared Behind Us.
變身 Transform!
我是海拉 死亡女神 I Am Hela, Goddess Of Death.
現在我回到阿斯加德 名正言順地繼承屬於我的王位 Now, I Return To Asgard, To Stake My Claim As The Rightful Heir To The Throne.
沒人能阻止我 And No One Will Stop Me!
不追隨我便受死吧 Join Me Or Die.
我們絕不會追隨你 女巫 上吧 喵喵錘 We'll Never Join You, Witch. Mjölnir.
這不可能 Impossible!
我把你錘子捏爆了 I Broke Your Hammer!
受死吧 Time To Die!
-彩虹橋 -彩虹橋 -Bifrost! -Bifrost!
從這些宏偉而難以移動的碎片之上 You Can Almost Feel The Power
你們幾乎能感受到它原本的力量 Of These Magnificent And Immovable Stones.
好了 我們該回村子裏去了... Okay, Let's Head Back To The Village...
去喝點地道的阿斯加德蜜酒 Where We Can Drink Some Real Asgardian Mead.
走吧 Come On.
災難之神 God Of Disaster...
我們謝謝您 We Thank You.
沒有了神的保護 我們還擔心會陷入無盡的戰爭 We Feared We Would Be At War Forever Without The Protection Of Our Gods.
但現在 我們會迎來和平 But Now, Peace Shall Reign.
為了報答您 請收下這些禮物 In Return For Your Service, Please Accept These Gifts.
這是我們的傳統 將巨獸贈與我們世界的守護者 It Is Tradition, Protectors Of Our World Are Bestowed With Great... Beasts...
-巨羊嗎 -好傢伙 看著很猛 -Giant Goats? -Oh, Look At Those. They Are Wonderful.
寇格 你快看 小羊長得可太好看了 Korg, Look At That. Those Things Are Beautiful.
雅坎國王 太感謝你了 King Yakan, Thank You So Much.
話說 關於那個神殿的事兒 Listen Um... About The Temple.
-我不想談神殿 -知道知道 我是說如果要談的話 -I Don't Want To Talk About The Temple. -I Know, But If We Were To Talk About It.
-我覺得它對生命和其他物質很重要... -這事讓我悲痛 -I Think It's Important To Life And Material Objects... -It's Making Me Sad
-還有憤怒 -好吧我不說了 -And Mad. -Okay, I'll Stop Talking.
別忘了帶羊 Don't Forget The Goats,
你接受了就要帶走 Which You Accepted And Now Must Take With You.
不能返還咯 No Backsies.
它倆真是太美了 Awh, They Are Beautiful.
確實 很美 Yes, They Are Beautiful.
-也挺愛嚎的 -不礙事的 -They Also Scream Quite A Lot. -They'll Be Fine.
-我是格魯特 -我們得找到遙控器才能下載求救信號 -I Am Groot. -We Need To Find A Damn Remote So We Can Download The Distress Signal.
你得往回想 你把遙控器放哪了 Well, Re-Retrace Your Steps. Where Did You Put The Remote?
指不定是羊給吃了 One Of These Goats Probably Ate It.
羊才不吃遙控器 別扯了 Goats Don't Eat Remote. Don't Be Ridiculous.
好吧 我可不會去它們的大便裏翻 Well, I Ain't Digging Through Their Crap.
我愛它們 I Love Them.
它們應該永遠跟我們在一起 They Should Live With Us Forever.
找到遙控器啦 Found The Remote!
我要宰了它們 I'm Putting Them Down.
-我也是 -管用了嗎 -Me Too. -Is It Working Or Not?
不行啊 沒用 這玩意兒沒充電 No, It's Not Working. It's Not Charged.
-那你該找充電器了 -給我讓開 -Well Maybe, You Need To Find The Charger. -Get Out Of The Way
喔喔 住手 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Hold On.
-寇格 你沒事吧 -沒事兒兄弟 好著呢 -Korg, You Okay? -Yeah, Bro. All Good.
各位 放鬆點 Alright. Everybody, Just Relax.
這些羊不會鬧騰的 The Goats Are Going To Be Fine.
鬧的話 就把它們煎了吃肉 If Not, We Can Just Use Them To Meat.
見人 讓它們見見人 它們挺會找話題的 ...Ting People... Meeting People. They Are Great Conversation Starters.
還有 聽說有一個特殊的口哨聲可以召喚它們 And... Been Told You Can Summon Them With A Special Whistle
大概是這麼吹的 It Goes Something Like This...
誒 不對 No, That's Not It.
誒 不對 你試試 No, That's Not It. You Have A Go.
誒 還是不對 No, That's Not It.
-大家好啊 -克拉格林 -Oh! Hey, Guys! -Kraglin!
你一直都在這嗎 You've Been Here, This Whole Time?
對啊 是你說待在船上 Yeah, You Said To Stay With The Ship.
這是格倫達 我們結婚了 This Is Glenda. We're Married.
我是格魯特 I Am Groot.
閃婚這事我怎麼跟你說的 What Did I Tell You About Jumping Into New Relationships?
-說我不該這麼做 -對啊 -That I Shouldn't Be Doing That. -Yeah!
你不能去個星球就娶個老婆 You Can't Get Married On Every Single Planet We Land On.
我是格魯特 I Am Groot.
可算好了 Finally!
來吧 求救信號 Alright, Here We Go. "Distress Calls".
救救我們 屠神者找到我們了 Please Help Us! The God Butcher Has Found Us!
屠神者 God Butcher?
他留他們一口氣當作警告 He Left Them Hanging As A Warning.
所有這些神都被殺了 Look At All Of These Gods, Murdered.
我們最偉大的英雄們 Our Greatest Champions...
現已殞落 Now Laid To Waste.
可怕 The Horror.
誰能幹出這種事啊 Who Could Have Done Something Like This?
-索爾 你在哪 -等一下 -Thor, Where Are You? -Wait, Wait, Wait.
剛才那是什麼 往回倒一下 What Was That? Go, Go, Go Back.
放一下這個 Play That One.
索爾 你在哪裏 Thor, Where Are You?
-希芙 -我們這裏需要你 -Sif. -We Need You Here.
我的朋友身處險境 我們必須馬上趕過去 Well, My Friend Is In Danger. We Must Go At Once.
開船 兄弟們 Start The Ship, My Friends.
或許 我們應該分頭行動 Oh. Maybe, We Should Split Up.
我們要救太多人了 So Many People To Save, I Mean.
看看這些求救...信號 Look At All These Distress... Calls.
索爾 你沒問題吧 Thor, You're Gonna Be Okay?
我很羨慕你們之間的關係 很美好 I Admire Your Commitment To Each Other. It's A Beautiful Thing.
可惜 我永遠與這美好無緣 Alas, It's Something I'll Never Have.
兄弟 我能說一句嗎 Buddy, If I May.
你說唄 You May.
都活了上千年 你好像還是不懂自己是誰 After Thousands Of Years Of Living, You Don't Seem To Know Who The Hell You Are.
我也曾迷失過 I've Been Lost Before.
後來我找到了人生的意義 遇見了真愛 Then I Found Meaning, I Found Love.
然後我痛失所愛 天哪真的很難過 And Yeah, It Got Taken From Me, And God, That Hurts.
但那種蛋疼的感覺還是好過空虛 But That Shitty Feeling Is Better Than Feeling Empty.
我希望將來在某一天 你會遇上 My Hope For You Is That One Day, You Will Find Something...
讓你感到蛋疼的事情 To Make You Feel This Shitty.
我曾經也愛過 I Have Loved Before.
都沒有結局 Didn't Work Out.
她們不是死得很慘就是寫封信把你給甩了 They Either Die A Brutal Death Or They Dump You With The Handwritten Letter.
我不確定哪種更糟 所以我跟別人都保持一定距離 I Don't Know Which Is Worse, Which Is Why I Keep Everyone At Arm's Length.
我已經喜歡上你們了 可惡 我就知道會這樣 I've Grown Too Attached, Damn It! I Knew This Would Happen.
你們真的該走了 You Must Go!
我會去找希芙的 I'll Find Sif.
你們去回應其他求救信號吧 You Answer The Other Calls.
銀河需要它的護衛隊 The Galaxy Needs Its Guardians.
-行 我們正準備走 -別說了 我知道分別很痛苦 -Cool, Yeah. We Were Just Leaving. -Shhh! I Know This Hurts.
但這是最好的辦法了 相信我 But It's Better This Way. You Have To Trust Me.
為了緩解分別的痛苦 不如 To Ease The Pain, Why Don't You Uh...
收下這艘飛船吧 就當是我送給你的分別禮物 Take The Ship Here, As A Parting Farewell Gift.
你這是要把我的飛船送給我嗎 Oh, You're Giving Me My Ship?
沒錯 她是你的了 Yes, She's Yours.
願你像我一樣 和她創造美好的回憶 May You Make As Many Memories With Her As I Have.
她是個喜怒無常的老姑娘 She's A Temperamental Old Lass.
但會幫助你脫離困境 Serve You Well, In A Tight Pickle.
-我去發動飛船 -謝謝 -I'll Start The Ship? -Thank You.
再見了 我的老朋友 Goodbye, Old Friend.
人類式握手 Human Handshake.
阿斯加德式握手 To The Asgardian Shake.
變成信不過的小蛇蛇 Into The Snake That You Cannot Trust.
-你是真能拖 -最後是經典阿斯加德指尖對對碰 -Really Dragging This Out. -Finish The Classic Asgardian High One.
-我們走吧 -照顧好我的船員 -Let's Go. -Take Care Of My Crew.
離開我 他們會很難受的 It's Going To Be Hard For Them.
-快點 -她不算 -Hurry Up! -Not Her.
記住我跟你說的 Remember What I Told You.
每當你感到迷茫的時候 You Ever Feel Loss?
看著你所愛之人的眼睛 Just Look Into The Eyes Of The People That You Love.
然後你就會知道自己是誰了 They'll Tell You Exactly Who You Are.
好了 拜拜 Alright, Bye.
不管怎樣 讓我們銘記美好的回憶 For What It's Worth, Let's Cling To The Good Memories.
阿斯加德有句俗語 "願你如奧丁的渡鴉一般迅速前行" We Asgardians Say, "May You Travel With The Speed Of Odin's Ravens".
"當我們相聚英靈殿 我們將共飲美酒" I'll See You In Valhalla Where We Shall Drink Mead.
他們走了 They're Gone.
又是孤零零的我和你了 Alone Again, Just Me And You.
暴風戰斧 Stormbreaker!
小心點 你這要命的斧頭 Watch Out, You Frickin' Crazy Axe!
我們現在做什麼 兄弟 So What Do We Do Now, Bro?
我們去救希芙 Let's Go Get Sif.
那是誰 或者什麼東西 Who Or What Is That?
那是法利加 是法利加人的神 Falligar, God Of The Falligarians.
是最友好的神之一 One Of The Nicest Gods You'll Ever Meet.
噢不 Oh No.
希芙 是我 索爾 Sif! It's Me, Thor.
奧丁森 Odinson.
你缺了一條胳膊 You're Missing An Arm.
我來帶你回家 Let Me Get You Home.
不 No!
把我留在這裏吧 Leave Me Here.
我想以一名戰士的身份死去 I Want To Die A Warrior's Death.
戰死沙場 死在戰鬥中 On The Battlefield, In Battle.
然後我就能在英靈殿有一席之地了 And Then I Can Claim My Place In Valhalla.
這個 我也不想壞你美夢 Oh, I Hate To Break It To You.
但一個戰士要是想去英靈殿的話 But For A Warrior To Get Into Valhalla,
得在戰鬥的時候死去 You Have To Die In The Battle.
-但現在你已經倖存下來了 -啊 該死 -You Survived. -Ah, Shit!
說不定你的手臂已經在英靈殿了 Maybe, Your Arm Is In Valhalla.
這裏發生什麼了 What Happened Here?
我一直追捕一個瘋子 I've Been Hunting A Mad Man.
我跟著他來到了這裏 I Followed Him Here!
-但這是個陷阱 -這個瘋子是誰 -It Was A Trap. -Who Is This Mad Man?
屠神者 他要來了 The God Butcher, He's Coming.
他希望殺光眾神 He Seeks The Extinction Of The Gods.
阿斯加德是他的下一個目標 Asgard Is Next.
-快看 是索爾 索爾 -快帶希芙去醫院 -Look, It's Thor! Thor! -Take Sif To The Infirmary.
你這次又招惹誰了 Hey! Who'd You Piss Off Now?
這次不是我的錯 It's Not My Fault.
我從來沒見過這些玩意兒 鬼知道是誰 I've Never Even Seen These Things, Whoever The Hell They Are.
歡迎回來 Welcome Back.
那個新來的是誰 Who's The New Guy?
那個傢伙啊 你會喜歡的 That Guy... You're Gonna Love That Guy.
妙爾尼爾 Mjölnir.
妙爾尼爾 Mjölnir!
我是索爾啊 It's Me, Thor.
你看到我的錘子了嗎 Have You Seen My Hammer?
妙爾尼爾 快過來 Mjölnir, Here Boy.
妙爾尼爾 Mjölnir?
妙爾尼爾 Mjölnir.
你 回 來 了 You're Back.
妙爾尼爾 Mjölnir!
打擾一下 你好 Excuse Me. Hello.
你拿的是我的錘子 That's My Hammer You Got In There.
還用了我的裝扮 And That's My Look.
嘿 Hey!
夠了別鬧了 Enough Tomfoolery.
把頭盔摘了 讓我看看你是誰 Take Off That Mask And Reveal Yourself.
快點 C'mon.
嗨 Hey.
簡 Jane?!
讓我來給你們講講索爾和簡的傳奇故事吧 Let Me Tell You The Legend Of Thor And Jane.
他是雷霆之神 He Was A God Of Thunder.
她是個女科學家 And She, A Woman Of Science.
雖然他們來自不同的世界 And Although They Were From Different Worlds...
但不知怎麼的 他們的感情水到渠成 Somehow, It Just Made Sense.
於是他們一起踏上了愛情的旅途 And Together, They Embarked On The Journey Of Love.
索爾教會了簡戰士的生活方式 Thor Taught Jane, The Way Of The Warrior.
而簡教會了索爾人類的生活方式 And Jane Taught Thor, The Way Of The People.
隨著時間的流逝 他們的愛越來越深 And As Time Passed, Their Love Grew Deeper And Deeper.
她太完美了 不是嗎 妙爾尼爾 She's Incredible. Isn't She, Mjölnir?
你得向我保證 你會一直保護她 I Need You To Promise Me, You'll Always Protect Her.
我也愛你 夥計 I Love You Too, Buddy.
如此深厚的一份愛 在不知不覺中產生了魔力 A Love That Deep, Has A Way Of Becoming Magical.
索爾計劃起和簡的未來 以為生活會一直如此 Thor Set A Path Towards A Future And Thought It Might Hold.
但他計劃得越多 就越害怕失去這種生活 But The More He Pondered A Life With Jane, The More He Feared Losing That Life.
雖然簡不願意承認 And Although Jane Didn't Want To Admit It,
她也同樣害怕失去 She Was Scared Of Loss As Well.
所以 他們之間出現了隔閡 And So, They Built Walls Between Them.
索爾忙著拯救人類 Thor Got Busy, Saving Humanity.
海姆達爾 Heimdall!
簡也忙著做一樣的事 Jane Got Busy, Doing The Same.
非常繁忙 Real Busy.
最終 他們之間的隔閡越來越大 And Eventually, The Space Between Them Grew And Grew
直到他們無法忍受 Until It Became Too Wide To Bear.
這段感情進入了僵局 Some Things Had To Give.
我得通宵工作來整理數據 I Have To Stay Up All Night, Then Go Through This Data.
我也得通宵...把這些都收拾乾淨 Well I Have To Stay Up All Night Cleaning All Of This Up.
-不過就兩個盤子 -是兩個盤子和兩把叉子 -There's Two Plates! -It's Two Plates And Two Forks!
直到一天晚上 這段感情走向了終點 And Then One Night, It Didn't Give.
簡寫了一張留言 Jane Wrote A Note.
索爾讀了那條留言 And Thor Read That Note.
他們的傳奇忽然就變成了虛構的傳說 And Their Legend Suddenly Became Myth.
至少他們是這麼認為的 Or So They Thought.
你還好嗎 You Okay?
嗯 Yes.
有點熱 It's A Little Hot In...
就是感覺 戴著頭盔 Startin' To Feel...
都快得幽閉恐懼癥了 Bit Claustrophobic With The Helmet.
這怎麼可能 How?!
我們能一會兒再說嗎 Can We Talk About This Later?
哦 好啊 Yeah, Sure.
很高興見到你 Great Seeing You!
搞什麼啊 What?!
屠戮眾神 Kill All The Gods.
嘿 那是黑死劍嗎 Hey! Is That The Necrosword?
太酷了 我只在故事裏讀到過 That's Cool. I've Only Ever Read About It In Stories.
那你就該知道 接下來會很痛 Then, You Know This Is Going To Hurt.
痛苦 Pain.
痛苦不過是弱者編出來的東西 What Is Pain, But A Construct Invented By The Weak.
哦 還真挺痛 Oh, Okay! That's Very Sharp!
準備好了嗎 Ready?
別碰我的東西 Don't Touch My Things.
逃命去吧 你個懦夫 You Better Run, You Coward.
孩子 他們帶走了孩子 The Children! They're Taking The Children!
-媽媽 -媽媽 -Mommy! -Mommy!
影子惡魔 真是噁心 Shadow Monsters, Disgusting.
圍著地球飛兩圈了 什麼都沒找到 Flew Around The World Twice, Nothing.
那幫懦夫肯定跑了 我們會找到他們的 Cowards Must Have Run Away. We'll Find Them.
-真是別開生面的重逢 -你說呢 -Quite A Reunion, Huh? -Ah, You're Telling Me.
我們多久沒見了 三四年嗎 What's It Been Like? Three, Four Years?
八年七個月零六天 Eight Years, Seven Months And Six Days.
我可沒忘 I Haven't Forgotten.
我上次見你 或者說上次沒見到你 因為你離開了 The Last Time I Saw You Or Didn't See You, Because You Left.
我離開了 真是個極簡的說法 Kind Of An Oversimplification To Say That I Left.
你離開了 本來就是 Ah, No, You Left. You Did.
你給我寫了封很漂亮的手寫信 You Wrote Me A Beautiful Handwritten Letter.
我當時在那兒 我應該知道的 I Should Know, I Was There.
-事實上你不在 -我在 -You Weren't There, Actually. -I Was.
因此 關於留言 Hence, The Note...
並且如果你沒在那兒看著我走 說不定走的人是你 And If You Weren't There To See Me Leave, Then Maybe It Was You That Left.
有道理 Fair Point.
-倒不是說這有多重要 或是... -不 -Not That It Matters, Like... -No.
-就是理下時間線 好嗎 -好啊 -Just Keeping Track, Right? -Yeah.
不如說我們同時分手和被分手 I Supposed We Both Left And Both Got Left.
你現在又要走了 Now, You're Leaving Again.
米埃克 我需要所有目擊者提供詳細信息 Miek, We Need Detailed Accounts From All The Witnesses.
達瑞爾 去整理失蹤孩子的名單 Darryl, Get All The Names Of The Children Who've Been Lost.
陛下 我的女兒被帶走了 我不知道她在哪 Your Majesty, My Daughter Has Been Taken, And I Don't Know Where She Is.
我們會找到她的 And She'll Be Found.
夥計們 他們在流血 帶人去醫院 快 Guys, They're Bleeding! Get Them To The Infirmary, Now!
-達瑞爾 -陛下 -Darryl! -Majesty.
我們要為這一團糟準備個表演嗎 Should We Start Working On A Performance Of This Entire Debacle?
大家需要找點樂子 People Need Entertainment.
特別現在這種危急的時刻 Particularly Now, In Times Of Crisis.
特別是現在 Particularly.
我沒聽見她說不 I Did Not Hear A "No".
真巧 我也是 Nor Did I.
阿斯加德 晚上見 Asgard, At Night.
我們開幕先演熟睡的小孩 We Open On Some Sleeping Children.
前女友 是吧 So That's The Ex-Girlfriend, Is It?
-曾經的前女友 -朱迪·福斯特嗎 -The Old Ex-Girlfriend. -Jodie Foster.
-簡·福斯特 -跑了的那個 -Jane Foster. -The One That Got Away.
跑了的那個 The One That Got Away.
-也就是逃走 -嗯嗯 -That Means Escaped. -Yeah.
沒錯 Yeah.
看見你的前女友和你的前戰錘 Must Be Hard For You To See Your Ex-Girlfriend
並肩作戰 關係還挺好 你一定很難過 And Your Ex-Hammer Hanging Out And Getting On So Well.
你幹嘛呢 兄弟 What You Up To, Bro?
快點 Come On.
到老爸手裏來 Come To Daddy.
快點 妙爾尼爾 Come On, Mjölnir.
你在這啊 Hey, There You Are!
你好啊 Hey!
-你知道我覺得我們應該怎麼做嗎 -我正在叫你呢 -Do You Know What I Think We Should Do? -I Was Just Calling You.
建立一支軍隊 Start An Army.
用什麼建 With What?
-我們剛死了一半士兵 -有一半總是死的 -Half Our Soldiers Are Dead. -Half Our Soldiers Are Always Dead.
-所有人回家吧 -孩子們在哪裏 -Everyone, Please. Go Home. -Where Are The Children?
我保證很快就會通知你們 I Promise You Will Have News Soon.
得有人告訴我們發生了什麼 Someone Needs To Tell Us What Happened.
我們會找到他們的 We Shall Find Them.
-我就是不明白 -你知道嗎 -I Just Don't Understand. -You Know What?
這全是我們的錯 This Is All Our Fault.
別吵了 Stop It!
阿斯加德 Asgard!
朋友們 我們不能內鬥 My Friends, We Must Not Quarrel.
危急時刻 我們要團結一致 共同戰鬥 Times Like This, We Need To Unite And Come Together.
我明白現在是什麼情況 I See What's Happening Here.
你們很害怕 You're Afraid.
對吧 Hm?
恐懼 Scared.
害怕 Afraid.
焦慮 Anxious.
如果我們想找到孩子 就必須先捫心自問 If We Are To Find The Children, We Must First Look Within Ourselves.
抱歉 米埃克 I'm Sorry, Miek.
你一直弄出嗡嗡的噪音 我沒法鼓舞軍心了 It's Very Hard To Give A Rousing Speech With The Eh-Eh-Eh Noise.
你在幹什麼 What Are You Doing?
-她在做會議記錄 -哪有時間做什麼記錄 -She's Taking Minutes. -Well, Precious Minutes We Don't Have.
想讓孩子們回來嗎 Want The Kids Back?
我去去就回 I'll Be Back In A Moment.
米埃克 記下來 You Can Write That Down, Miek.
不 No!
暴風戰斧 你幹嘛 Stormbreaker, What Are You Doing?
是因為妙爾尼爾嗎 Is This About Mjölnir?
所有人 立刻出去 Everyone Out!
沒找到人 Didn't Find 'Em.
你的斗篷著火了 Your Cape Is On Fire.
沒事 它會自己長回來的 It's Fine, It'll Grow Back.
我會跟你要維修費的 I'm Invoicing You For This.
聽著 Listen.
關於這傢伙 我們知道什麼 What Do We Know About This Guy?
他在暗影中穿行 He Travels Through Shadows.
還借助影子創造影怪物 And He Creates Monsters With Them.
沒錯 可怕的怪物 Absolutely, Freaky Monsters.
他手中還有黑死劍 Also Wields The Necrosword.
你問我怎麼知道的 How Do I Know That?
因為他差點用這玩意把我臉捅了 Because He Almost Speared Me In The Face With It.
黑死劍是什麼 What's A Necrosword?
它是上古兵器 自古流傳到現在 經手多任主人 It's An Ancient Weapon That's Been Passed Through Hands, Since The Dawn Of Time.
它擁有屠神的能力 It Has The Ability To Slay Gods.
它會不斷腐化它的主人 最後弒主 也就是說 It Slowly Corrupts And Kills Whoever Wields It, Which Means...
-所以黑死劍感染了他 -感染 對 就是這樣 -Oh, So It Infected Him. -It's Infecting Him. Yes, It Must Be.
所以我們要對付一個被詛咒的影子殭屍綁匪 So Basically, We're Up Against A Cursed Shadow, Zombie Kidnapper.
很好 我們什麼時候出發 Awesome! When Do We Leave?
索爾 Thor?
你能看見我嗎 Can You See Me?
警報 有個飄著的頭 Uh, Floating Head Alert.
是阿斯特德 It's Astrid.
海姆達爾之子 Heimdallson.
阿斯特德 你們沒事吧 Astrid, Are You Okay?
我早就不叫阿斯特德了 I No Longer Go By The Name, Astrid.
我現在叫艾克索 I'm Now Known As Axl.
他是地球上一個流行樂隊的主唱 He's A Singer From A Popular Band I Heard On Earth.
槍炮玫瑰 Gnr.
阿斯特德 Astrid...
你父親為你起了個非常維京的名字 我要尊重他的想法 Your Father Gave You A Very Tough Viking Name And I Intend To Honor His Wishes.
-艾克索 -阿斯特德 -Axl. -Astrid.
-我說艾克索 -阿斯特德 -I Said, Axl. -Astrid.
-艾克索 -叫混蛋行了吧 你就聽他說吧 -Axl! -It's Asshole! Now, Listen To Him.
行吧 艾克索 Alright, Fine. "Axl"...
-你們現在在哪兒 -我不知道 -Where Are You? -I'm Not Sure.
我還不會使用我眼睛的能力 I Don't Know How To Use My Magic Eyes Yet.
你父親教過我 我可以教給你 Your Father Told Me And I'm Here To Teach You.
我需要你集中精神 伸出你的手 I Need You To Focus And Hold Out Your Hand.
很好 Okay, Good.
現在思想集中 閉上雙眼 Now, Focus. Close Your Eyes.
索爾 Thor!
嘿孩子們 你們還好嗎 Hey! How's It Going, Kids?
你問我們還好嗎 瞧瞧我們現在在哪兒 How's It Going? Look Where We Are.
我們在一個到處是刺的牢籠裏 We're In A Cage Made Of Spikes.
啊對 是不太好 Yeah, That's Right. Not Good.
-你會做點什麼嗎 -對 會的 -You Gonna Do Something? -Yes. Yes, I Am.
但不是現在 我現在就是個幻像 你們看 But Just Not Right Now. I'm The Vision Ghost, Look.
-看到了吧 -我們會怎麼樣 -See. -What Will Happen To Us?
誰知道呢 我是說 現在的情況非常非常糟糕 Who Can Tell? I Mean, This Is A Very, Very Bad Situation.
但好消息是 作為阿斯加德人 You Know, The Good News Is, You're Asgardian.
你們死後會進入英靈殿 So If You Die, You'll End Up In Valhalla.
我的天啊 閉嘴吧 Oh, My God, Go Away.
等等 等等 聽著 Wait, Wait. Listen.
好吧 沒關係的 孩子們 別哭 別哭 沒事的 Okay. It's All Right, Children. Don't Cry. Don't Cry. It's Okay.
聽著 我有一個計劃 Listen, I Got A Plan, Okay?
我正在組建一支非常非常厲害的隊伍 I'm Putting Together A Really, Really Good Team.
我們有... We've Got Um, Uh...
寇格叔叔 Uncle Korg.
女武神陛下 King Valkyrie.
對... Um, Yeah...
我的前女友簡 這事太複雜我就不多說了 好吧 My Ex-Girlfriend, Jane, Which Is A Whole 'Nother Story I Won't Bore You With, Okay?
但這是支一流的小隊 你們肯定還沒反應過來就已經回家了 But It Is A Top Notch Team, And We're Gonna Have You Home Before You Know It.
沒錯 Yeah.
我知道你們在哪了 I Know Where You Are.
我會救你們出去的 I'm Gonna Get You Out Of Here.
我很害怕 I'm Scared.
我們都很害怕 We All Are.
索爾 索爾 救救我們 Thor! Thor! Save Us.
讓我離開這 你保重 好嗎 Get Me Out Of Here. You Take Care, Okay?
照顧好自己 再見了 好嗎 Take Care. I'll See You Soon. All Right?
艾克索 讓我離開這裏 Axl, Get Me Out Of Here!
他們在暗影維度 They're In The Shadow Realm.
你怎麼知道 How Do You Know?
那裏的黑暗不同尋常 The Atmosphere There Has A Darkness Like No Other.
彷彿沒有任何色彩 肯定沒有錯 As If Color Refused To Tread. It's Unmistakable.
好吧 如果需要的是色彩 Well Then, If It's Color We Need.
那我們帶點彩虹吧 Let's Bring The Rainbow.
帶點彩虹 這是一句口號還是什麼 Bring The Rainbow? Is That A Catchphrase Or Something?
她才成為雷神沒多久 She's Only Been A Thor For A Minute.
她是很擅長救人 但其他方面還有待提升 I Mean, Saving Lives, She's Quite Good At. But The Rest, She Needs Work.
-她創造多少口號了 -很多 -How Many Catchphrases Have There Been? -A Lot.
是我操之過急了 Yep, Jumped The Gun.
等等 他能在影子中移動 他又要去暗影維度 Hang On, He Moves Through Shadows And He's Going To The Shadow Realm.
他在那裏不就是最強的嗎 It Seems Like That's Where He's Going To Be The Most Powerful.
你說得對 我們不能貿然前往 You're Right. We Can't Just Go Launching In There.
可能是陷阱 也有可能讓孩子們陷入危險 Could Be A Trap. Could Be Endangering The Children.
我們需要增援 我們應該組建一支軍隊 We Need Reinforcements. We Should Raise An Army.
你跟我想到一塊兒去了嗎 Are You Thinking What I Think You're Thinking?
-我在想 -在想什麼 -I'm Thinking It. -What Are We Thinking?
-想什麼 -我也在想 -Thinking What? -I'm Thinking It Too.
全能之城 Omnipotent City.
什麼是全能之城 What's Omnipotent City?
那裏住著全宇宙最強大的神明 It's The Home Of The Most Powerful Gods Of The Universe.
我們可以組建起一支前所未有的無敵戰隊 We Can Put Together The Greatest Team Ever.
我們可以找拉神 赫拉克勒斯 圖瑪陶恩加... We Can Recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga...
可能還有羽蛇神克察爾科阿特爾 Quetzalcoatl, Maybe.
還有宙斯 最年長最智慧的神 And Zeus, The Oldest And Wisest Of Them All.
-你剛剛說宙斯嗎 -對 宙斯 -Did You Say, Zeus? -Yes, Zeus.
宙斯 宙斯本人 Like The Zeus. Zeus Zeus.
沒聽說他還有別的名字 I'm Not Sure If He Has A Second Name.
你覺得我的神會在那兒嗎 石人尼尼 You Think My God Will Be There? Ninny Of The Nonny.
一切皆有可能 寇格... Well, You Never Know, Korg...
但如果他們在 我們就邀請他們加入小隊 But If They Are, We'll Ask Them To Join Our Team.
好耶 Yes!
暴風戰斧 Stormbreaker.
冷靜 放輕鬆 Calm Down, Relax.
不不不 兄弟 No, No, No, Mate.
暴風戰斧的彩虹橋太不穩定了 我們才不走 We Are Not Traveling On Stormbreaker's Janky Bifrost.
你自己看看剛才什麼情況 Look What Just Happened.
那我們也不能騎著你的小馬過去吧 We Can't Exactly Go In Your Tiny Little Flying Portal Horse, Can We?
-坐不下這麼多人 -你說什麼鬼話 -We Won't All Fit. -What Are You Talking About?
我的戰歌超級棒 Warsong's Awesome.
我的暴風戰斧也很棒 Stormbreaker's Awesome Too.
暴風戰斧只是需要一個媒介 Stormbreaker Just Needs A Conduit.
任何能夠遭得住太空旅行的東西都行 Anything That Can Handle Space Travel.
我就喜歡聽她講科學 I Love When She Talks Shop.
戰斧的力量可以帶我們過去 It Has The Power To Get Us There.
就是需要什麼東西幫它把能量聚集起來 Just Need Something To Focus That Energy,
這樣就不會那麼...不穩定 So It's Not So... Unpredictable.
你懂的 You Know, Uh.
如果我們有船 就能把暴風戰斧作為能量源坐船走 If We Had A Ship, We Could Harness It And Use Stormbreaker As A Power Source.
就像引擎一樣 Ooh, Like An Engine.
-就像引擎 -你們需要船嗎 -Like An Engine. -You Need A Ship?
我有船 I Got A Ship.
把座椅都拿下去 Throw All Those Seats.
還有你們幾個 去把羊綁在船頭 And You Guys, Go Tie Those Goats To The Front.
我們十五分鐘後出發 We Leave In 15 Minutes.
所有人注意 只帶必需品 Essentials Only, Everyone.
那是必需品 That's Essential.
你很快就把我忘了 對吧 Well You Moved On Quick, Didn't You.
你真厲害啊 You Are Some Piece Of Work.
-哦 嘿 -你好 -Oh, Hey! -Hey.
-我過來和老朋友敘敘舊 -嗯 -Catching Up With An Old Friend. -Yeah.
我一直想對你說聲抱歉 I've Been Meaning To Apologize.
之前表現得有些奇怪 Sort Of Acting A Little Weird Before.
我最近一段時間有點迷失自我了 你懂的 I Just Haven't Really Been Myself Lately. You Know, Kind Of...
試圖找回真正的自我 不過有點迷惘 Trying To Figure Out Who I Am And Uh, Just Felt A Little Bit Lost.
然後突然之間 我看到了你 打扮成了我的樣子 And Then All Of A Sudden, I See You, Dressed As Me.
這可真是... And It's Been Kinda...
這對我來說也挺難以置信的 It's A Lot For Me, Too.
所以你是怎麼... So How Did Uh...
和戰錘相遇的 You Guys Get Together?
發生了什麼事 How Did This Happen?
說真的 我聽到妙爾尼爾在呼喚我 I Swear, I Heard Mjölnir Call To Me.
哇哦 是嘛 Ah, Did It?
所以我來這裏調查 然後... And So I Came Here To Investigate And...
那些碎片就開始躁動發光了... Pieces Started Glowing And Swirling...
-離譜 -然後我就成了雷神 -And Then Thor. -Crazy.
不過你這麼穿很棒 很適合... Well, You Know What. It Looks Good On You. It Works, So...
就是試試 Just Checking.
回頭見 See You Later.
五分鐘後啟程 Five Minutes To Departure!
怎麼了嘛 What?
只是聊聊而已 We Were Just Talking.
別丟下我 媽媽 Mommy, Don't Leave Me.
不要害怕 Don't Be Afraid.
親愛的 即使我不在 Even When I'm Gone, Honey.
你也不會孤單的 You Won't Be Alone.
無論發生什麼 And Whatever Happens...
一定要勇往直前 Never Stop Fighting.
-嘿 -你還好嗎 -Hey. -You Alright?
我很好 Great!
水池可能不這麼認為 The Sink Would Say Otherwise.
你真的覺得我該去嗎 You Think I Really Should Be Coming?
我的身體沒有任何好轉 I'm Not Getting Any Better.
你是雷神 當然該去了 You're A Thor. Of Course, You Should Come.
再說 不然你還能幹什麼 Besides, What Else Are You Gonna Do?
你是個維京戰士了 You're A Viking Now.
這意味著你最好戰死沙場 Means You Pretty Much Have To Die In Battle.
而且最好特別痛苦 It Needs To Be Devastatingly Painful.
不然可進不了英靈殿 Otherwise, You Don't Get Into Valhalla.
這就是我的計劃 That's My Plan.
你的王國和子民怎麼辦 What About You Know Kinging And Stuff?
我喜歡做國王的感覺 I Love Being King.
我也深愛著我的人民 I Love My People.
但基本就是開開會 飛鴉傳書罷了 But It's All Meeting And Raven Mail.
而且會議可能也就是飛鴉傳書 And Meetings That Could Have Been Raven Mail.
我太懷念戰鬥了 I Miss Fighting.
也很想念我的姐妹們 I Miss My Sisters,
所以你必須去 因為我需要你做我的姐妹 Which Is Why You Need To Come Because I Need One.
好啦 該走了 你收拾好了嗎 Okay, We Should Go. You Packed?
你呢 Are You Packed?
好了 Yes.
手雷嗎 A Hand Grenade?
不是 這是便攜小音箱 No, It's A Portable Speaker.
走吧 Let's Go.
要是你不介意幫我保密水池的事... If You Don't Mind Keeping The Sink Thing Under Wraps.
我會幫你保密 I Got You.
我的阿斯加德子民們... My Fellow Asgardians...
祝我們好運吧 Wish Us Well.
我們會如同奧丁的渡鴉一般迅速前行 For We Shall Travel With The Speed Of Odin's Ravens.
我們會帶著孩子們歸來 We Will Return With Children.
許多許多的孩子 Many Children.
然後我們就召開盛宴 Then We Should Feast.
不是吃孩子哈 Not On The Children.
現在我們不這麼幹了 We Do Not Do That Anymore.
那是一段黑暗的時代... It Was Dark Times.
恥辱的時代 Shameful Time.
好 我們該出發了 Okay, We Should Go.
你...最近還在溜冰嗎 So... Still Rollerblading?
沒有了 你呢 No, No. You?
每週末我都去 Oh Yeah, Every Weekend.
一旦開始溜冰 那可停不下來 Once You Blade, You Never Fade.
-對吧 寇格 -一朝上冰場 永世好兄弟 -Right, Korg? -Skate Twins For Life.
嘿 能跟你商量點事嗎 Hey, Can I Run Something By You?
好啊 Yeah.
我就在想 等我們遇到了壞人... So I Was Thinking, When We Get To The Bad Guy...
我能不能造點口號 比如說... What About If I Had, Like, The Cool Catchphrase, Like...
"吃我一錘 啪" "Eat This Hammer, Bang!"
或者 Or Like?
"給我瞧好了 彭" "Check Out My Hammer, Boom!"
或者... Like, What About...
不...我最近絞盡腦汁在想這些 No...I'm Workshopping It.
我覺得非常酷 我的話就是... No, They... They're All Really Good. Mine Is Uh...
"此時此地就做個了斷" "This Ends Here And Now."
這句真不錯 Oh, That's Such A Good One.
我花了好久來打磨這句話 Took Me A Long Time To Perfect It.
你也可以的 只要多練習就好了 You'll Get There. You Just Need To Practice.
這是我第一次對付惡人 This Is My First Bad Guy.
第一次總是最難忘 You Never Forget Your First.
是啊 Yeah.
你有女朋友了嘛 So You Got A Girlfriend?
哦不 沒有 Oh, No, No.
我太忙了 沒時間 你知道的... Too Busy. Don't Have Time. You Know, Just...
有工作和其他一堆事要處理 With Work And Everything.
好吧 Cool.
讓我檢查一下這個地方 Let Me Check This Place Out.
太酷了 So Cool.
誰太酷了 Who's So Cool?
我說這些建築物 The Buildings Are Cool.
發生了什麼 What's Happening There?
-啥 -我似乎... -Where? -Am I, Uh...
感覺到來電了 Sensing Feelings?
什麼來電 對簡嗎 Feelings, What? For Jane?
-對啊 -你可別瞎說什麼來電了 -Yeah. -No, Don't Be Ridiculous With Feelings.
上次我倆來電都已經是很久很久以前了 我覺得你... The Last Time We Had Feelings Were Long Time Ago. Long, Long Gone. I Think You...
-也許來電的人是你 -對對對 -Maybe You Have Feelings. -Right.
-兄弟別慌 咱倆一夥的 -我不知道 -Mate, Relax. We're On The Same Team. -I Don't Know.
我很清楚咱們在哪伙中 好嗎 Know Exactly What Team We're On, Okay？
在簡的那伙 Team Jane.
索爾永遠都能重新振作起來 Thing About Thor Is That He Always Bounces Back.
-對 -比如說 當時海拉毀了他的錘子 -Yeah. -Like When Hela Stole His Hammer, He Went And Built An Ax
他就在死星的核心中造出一把斧子 Which Is Forged In The Heart Of A Dying Star.
他就是用這把斧子砍下了滅霸的頭 And With The Same Ax, He Used To Cut Off Thano's Head.
講的不錯 That's A Good One.
這故事真不賴啊 What A Neat Story!
既然你們談到了砍頭這事... Oh, With All This Talk About Chopping Off Heads...
我還真想試試 I Wanna Have A Go.
這是什麼 What's This?
哦... Oh...
哇哦哇哦... Oh, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho...
啊嗷 Oh.
這位是奧克提 This Is Octy.
你好哇 奧克提 Hello, Harpy.
最近過得如何啊 How Are You?
你們知道奧克提喜歡什麼嗎 Do You Know What Harpy Loves?
他喜歡身首分離 Having His Head Ripped Off.
怎麼了 剛剛你們還挺喜歡砍頭的啊 What? You Liked It A Second Ago.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Alright. Alright, Alright.
不要奧克提了 Harpy's Gone.
-噓 安靜點 -我好害怕 -Come On. Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh. -I'm Scared.
這位小朋友 Look At You.
我曾經認識一個很像你的小姑娘 I Knew A Little Girl, Just Like You.
她既勇敢又機靈 And She Was Brave. And She Was Smart...
還很風趣 And Funny.
對了 她還喜歡畫畫 And, She Liked To Draw.
問你一個關於神的 Let Me Ask You A Question...
問題 About Gods.
他們本該保護你們的 不是嗎 They're Meant To Protect You, Right?
那他們在哪兒呢 Well, Where Are They?
-索爾正在趕來 -沒錯 -Thor Is On His Way. -Yeah!
很好 Yes...
我就等著他來呢 I'm Counting On That.
不然我幹嘛要抓你們 That's Why You're Here.
這裏是非請勿入的 所以我們要低調地混進去 It's Invitation Only, So We're Gonna Have To Keep A Low Profile And Blend In.
幸運的是 我很擅長偽裝 Luckily, Disguises Are My Speciality.
希臘哲學家 Greek Philosopher?
我弄來了這些 Got Us These.
那都是啥 What Are Those?
真正的偽裝 Actual Disguises.
幾位情緒之神的斗篷 They're The Cloaks Of The Emotion Gods.
每種顏色代表不同的情感 Every Color Signifies Different Emotions.
-情緒之神都去哪了 -最好別問 -Where Are The Emotion Gods? -Hm, Don't Ask.
噢天哪 Holy Shit.
孩子們 歡迎來到金色殿堂 Welcome To The Golden Temple, Kids.
宇宙中最強造物神的聚集地 This Is Where The Most Powerful Creator Gods In The Universe Hang Out.
這裏有魔法之神 There's The God Of Magic.
夢神 God Of Dreams.
木工之神 God Of Carpentry.
你們看那位 Ah, Look At That One.
那是包包 餃子之神 Ah, Yes. That's Bao, God Of Dumplings.
-嘿 包包 -包 -Pst! Hey, Bao. -Bao!
看上面 各位 Look Up There, Guys!
那是石頭人的神 石人尼尼 The Kronan God, Ninny Of The Nonny.
嘿 我是石人尼尼 Hey, Ninny Nonny.
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
對 Yes.
宙斯來也 I Am Zeus!
他來了 Oh, There He Is!
那個男人 那個神話 那個傳奇 The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
不知道你們發現了沒 我從他身上學了很多 Oh, I Don't Know If You Know This, But I Based A Lot Of What I Do On This Guy.
他就是閃電之神 我是雷霆之神 He's The God Of Lightning And I Am The God Of Thunder.
我的靈感來源 Huge Source Of Inspiration.
真不錯 That's Really Good.
一會兒找他搬救兵的時候記得先提這事兒 You Should Lead With That When You Ask Him For An Army.
但我們怎麼上去 Um, How Do We Get Up There?
用飛的嗎 We Should Like, Fly?
我們不能打斷他的登場 Well, We Can't Interrupt Him In The Middle Of His Entrance.
他最有名的就是登場儀式 He's Famous For His Entrances.
雷霆霹靂 雷霆霹靂 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
好耶 Yes!
宙斯 Zeus!
好棒 雷霆霹靂 Yes! Thunderbolt!
秩序 Order.
秩序 Order!
安靜 Silence.
安靜 Silence!
我在此開啟 I Hereby Open...
諸神的神聖議會 This Holy Council Of The Gods.
我們有很多莊嚴的議題 Where We Have Many, Many Serious Matters...
要討論 To Be Talked About.
比如 Such As...
今年的狂歡盛宴在哪裏開 Where Are We Going To Hold This Year's Orgy?
這傢伙認真的嗎 Is This Guy For Real?
講真的 我沒生氣 Honestly, I'm Not Mad At It.
對 我相信他說得有道理 好嗎 Yeah, I'm Sure He Has A Point, Okay?
-接下來我們要公佈 -抱歉 -So Now We're Going To Announce... -Sorry.
以神之名獻祭人類靈魂最多的贏家 The Winner Of The Most Human Souls Sacrificed In The Name Of A God.
好吧 可能他沒那麼好 Yeah, Okay. Maybe, He's Not That Great.
確實不怎麼好 Oh, No, Not Good.
不 我覺得接下來也不會有什麼更好的話題 No, I Don't Think It's Going To Get Any Better Than This.
這些神幫不上什麼忙 And Look, These Gods Aren't Gonna Help.
但是那個雷霆霹靂應該對我們有用 But That Thunderbolt, I Think That Might Be Of Use.
簡走右路 索爾走左路 Jane, You Go Right. Thor, You Go Left.
我們衝上去 把那玩意搶走就完事兒 We Bum-Rush Him, Take The Bolt, Ding Dong.
-好 動手吧 -不不不 -All Right, Let's Go Get It. -No, No, No, No, No.
我們不偷也不搶 There's No Ding Donging Or Bum-Rushing.
更別說是搶宙斯了 Especially Not, Zeus's Bum.
等時機一到我就會和他談談 When The Time Is Right, I'm Gonna Talk To Him.
時機已到 Time Is Right Now.
-時機還沒到 -誰在講話 -Time Is Not Right Now. -Who Is Talking?
誰在交頭接耳呢 Who Is Talking?!
-就是他們 -寇格閉嘴 -These Guys! -Korg, Shut Up.
你們幾個對大家有話要說嗎 You Guys Have Something To Say To The Group?
對不起 Sorry.
一分鐘後我就要上去敲他腦殼了 有話快講 I'm Bashing Heads In 60 Seconds, So Speak Fast.
字面意義上的敲腦殼 Literally, Heads Will Roll.
士別三日 你們面目全非 Who Are You Two?
您好 Hello!
首先我要說 能來參會 Uh, Let Me Be The First To Say It Is An Honor And A Privilege...
-是至高的榮譽 -我聽不清 -To Be Here. -No, I Can't Hear You.
你不如來台上說 Why Don't You Take The Stage?
那裏的講台嗎 The Stage, Down There?
對啊 你看到那塊很像舞台的區域了嗎 Well, Yes. You See The Area That Looks Very Much Like A Stage?
明白了 Gotcha.
借過一下 Coming Through.
抱歉抱歉 Oops, Sorry.
祝你好運 哥們兒 Good Luck, Bro!
神威宙斯 哇哦 Mighty Zeus! Heh, Wow!
還有宇宙諸神 Gods Of The Universe.
我是來求助的 我要組建一支軍團 I Come Here To Ask For Help, To Raise An Army.
有一個名叫屠神者的瘋子 正準備把我們都幹掉 There's A Maniac, Called The God Butcher, Which Seeks To End Us All.
他四處征伐 His Destruction Is Everywhere.
許多星球和國度已經徹底失守 Entire Planets, Realms, Have Been Left Completely Unprotected.
他所過之處一片狼藉 There's Nothing But Chaos In His Way.
但我知道他在哪 But I Know Where He Is.
只要諸位肯幫忙 With Your Help...
我們就能趕在他殺害其他神之前終結他 We Can Crush Him Before He Kills Anyone Else.
那傢伙啊 That Guy.
殺了幾個低等小神而已 He Killed A Couple Of Low-Level Gods.
多大點事兒 Eh, Boo-Hoo.
小帥哥 如果你沒別的要說了 If That's All, Pretty Boy...
就回到座位上安靜點吧 You Go Back To Your Seat And You Be Quiet.
抱歉 您聽見我剛說的話了沒有 Um, Yeah, I'm Sorry. Did You Not Hear Any Of What I Just Said?
他在四處屠殺 He's, He's Murdering On Mass.
這話我只想說一次 I Tell You, One Time.
你現在閉嘴 Now, You Shut Up.
悄悄地 You'll Be Quiet.
你離我把你趕出盛宴只差這麼一點了 Because You Are This Close To Being Uninvited To The Orgy.
宙斯 我們應該有所行動了 Zeus! We Must Do Something.
你現在不能參加盛宴了 You Can Not Come To The Orgy!
你聽聽我們的勸吧 You Have To Listen To Us.
夠了 綁起來 That's It! Shackle!
陛下 您一聲令下 我們就行動 Your Highness. Whenever You're Ready, You Just Tell Me.
-聽我信號行動 -嗯嗯 -We Go On My Signal. -Mm-Hmm.
信號是啥 What Is The Signal?
信號就是沖 It'll Be Go.
讓我們看看你是什麼牛馬 Let's See Who You Are.
脫下你的偽裝吧 Take Off Your Disguise.
彈指神功 And Flick!
該死的 你彈得太狠了 Flicked Too Hard, Damn It!
我們要去幫他嗎 Should We Help Him?
再等會 I Mean. Eventually.
來點葡萄嗎 Grape?
那玩意看起來像個害羞的西葫蘆 Looks Like A Shy Courgette.
你的同伴呢 And What About The Others?
-把他們的偽裝也給彈走 -噢不不不 別彈我們 -We Take Off Their Disguise Too. -Oh, No. No. Don't Flick Us.
我們自己來 It's Cool.
-偽裝脫掉了 -偽裝脫掉了 好了嗎 -Disguise Gone! -Disguise Off. Cool?
阿斯加德人 Asgardians...
我以為奧丁死後你們都滅絕了 I Thought You've Seen The Last Of Him When Odin Died.
你是索爾 You... Are Thor.
雷霆之神 The God Of Thunder.
我看不是雷霆 It Is Not Thunder,
是小閃電吧 Just The Sound Of Lightning?
說得好 老爸 Good One, Dad!
宙斯 這些都不重要 Zeus, This Is Bigger Than Us.
他抓走了阿斯加德的孩子們 He's Taken Asgardian Children.
那你來找我們是什麼意思 Who Do You Think We Are?
我們又不是神屆警察局 The God Police?
神祇負責照看自己的子民 Every God Watches Over Their Own People.
不會坐視不理 也不會多管閒事 Nothing More, Nothing Less.
阿斯加德的麻煩 Asgardian Problems...
阿斯加德自求多福 Are Asgardian Problems.
偉大的神竟然淪落至此 How The Mighty Have Fallen.
我的英雄 宙斯 My Hero, Zeus...
慫了 Afraid.
我講幾句 Couple Of Things...
第一 對 我就是慫 One. Yes, I Am Scared.
格爾手裏有黑死劍 Gorr Has The Necrosword.
也就是說 他可以殺了我們 Which Means, He Will Kill Us.
情況不妙 Not Good.
第二 我知道你想要拯救蒼生 Two, I Know You're Trying To Do The Right Thing.
我懂你 I Understand.
但你現在只會引起恐慌 But All You Do, Is Causing Panic.
恐慌是要不得的 Panic Is Not Good.
我們在這裏很安全 We Are Safe Here.
而你 我的朋友 You, My Friend.
在這裏也很安全 You Are Safe Here.
所以冷靜冷靜 小屁孩 So, Chill, Baby Cake.
喝點小酒 吃點水果 Have Some Wine. Have Some Grape.
在全能之城 Anything Goes Here...
你可以隨心所欲 In Omnipotent City.
第三 永遠不要跟宙斯頂嘴 Three, Don't Talk Back To Zeus.
我彈得太用力了 我給你把衣服穿上 I Flicked Too Hard. I Put Your Clothes Back On.
現在我允許你穿上衣服 Now, I Put Your Clothes Back On.
彈彈彈 畢竟今天是金殿盛會 Flick, Flick, Flick. It's The Golden Temple Of The Gods.
不是全裸節 It's Not A Rude And Nudy Festival.
就算你不打算幫忙 至少把你的武器借給我們 If You're Not Gonna Help Us, Then At Least, Let Us Use Your Weapons.
我們需要你的閃電 We Need Your Lightning Bolt.
我的閃電叫雷霆霹靂 My Lightning Bolt Is Called Thunderbolt.
所以 你求借人家的秘密武器的時候 So I Think, To Use Somebody's Secret Weapon Like This...
起碼把這個秘密武器的名字喊對了 That You Should, At Least, Get The Name Right When You Ask.
我可以借用雷霆霹靂嗎 Can I Borrow Thunderbolt?
雷霆霹靂 Thunderbolt!
不行 No.
別擔心 Do Not Worry.
屠神者 The God Butcher...
他無法邁向永恆 He Will Not Reach Eternity.
永恆 Eternity?
邁向永恆是什麼意思 What Does He Mean, "Reach Eternity"?
完蛋了 Oh, Shit!
永恆 Eternity.
永恆是宇宙中心非常強大的存在 It's A Very Powerful Being At The Center Of The Universe.
他可以授予第一個到達的人一個願望 He Will Grant The Desire Of The First Person Who Reaches It.
就是個許願井嗎 So It's Like A Wishing Well?
想想屠神者如果邁向了永恆 會許什麼願 What Do You Think A Guy Called, The God Butcher, Would Wish For?
如果他到了 那麼他就可以在瞬間抹殺所有的神 If He Seeks The Altar Of Eternity, That Means He Could Wipe Us Out At Once.
-宙斯 我們必須馬上行動 -他到不了的 -Zeus, We Must Act Now. -He's Not Going To Make It.
他沒有鑰匙 He Doesn't Have The Key.
你們就是這樣做神的嗎 Is This The Purpose Of The Gods?
像懦夫一樣躲在宮殿裏 To Hide Away In A Golden Palace, Like Cowards?
或許神真的墮落了 Maybe We Have Lost Our Way.
你們不願意幫忙就算了 我們自己去阻止他 You Know What? We're Gonna Stop Him Ourselves.
恐怕我也不能讓你去 I Am Afraid, I Cannot Allow That.
這是個隱秘的地方 This Is A Secret Place,
只有眾神知道它的所在 Known Only To The Gods.
而你知道這個地方 You Know Where We Are...
所以屠神者就可以利用你 The God Butcher Could Use You...
來找到我們 To Find Us.
情況不妙 This Is Not Good.
所以現在 So Now...
你想走也不行了 You Must Stay.
守衛 Guards!
嘿 Hey!
我們現在可以執行我的計劃了嗎 Can We Do My Plan Now?
可以 揍他一頓吧 Yes, Rush His Bum.
太棒了 Hell, Yeah!
喂 你沒說衝啊 Oy, You Didn't Say "Go".
我來啦 Coming, Guys.
索爾 接著 Thor, Catch!
寇格 Korg!
小瓦 快躲 Val, Duck!
寇格 Korg!
索爾 Thor.
不 Oh, No.
別啊 寇格 No! Korg!
索爾 Thor!
我要散架了 I'm Perishing.
宙斯 Zeus!
下一個死的就是你 奧丁森 You're Next, Odinson!
這才是閃電聲 That's The Sound Of Lightning.
不 No.
小寇 小寇 Korgi. Korgi!
索爾 Thor.
-小寇 -我在這下面 -Korgi? -I'm Down Here.
哪啊 你在哪啊 我會把你弄出來的 放心吧 Where? Where Are You? I'm Gonna Get You Out. It's Okay.
-寇格 小寇 -我在這兒 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I Am!
我居然沒死 I Didn't Die!
哦我天 太好了 你還活著 Oh, My God. Yes! You're Alive!
看來石頭人的嘴是最能活的 Turns Out, The Only Part Of The Kronans That's Alive Is Its Mouth.
聽著小寇 我需要你要去召喚山羊船過來 Korgi, Listen. I Need You To Call The Goats.
我會盡力 I'll Do My Best.
-你要拚命保護他 -我會的 -Guard Him With Your Life. -I Will.
準備好刺激一把了嗎 Ready To Go For A Ride?
現在你得掩護我背後 Now, You Got Me Six.
小瓦 8點鐘方向 Eight O'clock, Val.
7點48分方向 7:48!
可惡 我能做到的 I Can Do This, Dammit.
不是這樣 That's Not It.
也不是這樣 That's Not It.
這樣也不對 Nope.
加油啊 寇格 口哨給我吹起來 Come On, Korg. Push Those Lips.
我成功啦 I Did It!
然後山羊船破窗而入 拯救了我們 我們飛出窗外 And Then The Goat Boat Came In, Rescued Us, And We Flew Out The Window.
這就結束啦 The End.
又是一場經典索爾冒險 Another Classic Thor Adventure.
我不敢相信你竟然殺死宙斯了 Can't Believe You Killed Zeus.
粉圈不是總在說嘛 Well, You Know What They Say...
不要私聯偶像 Never Meet Your Heroes.
重要的是 我們正在想辦法救你們 What's Important Is, We Are On Our Way To You, Right Now.
你們怎樣 過得還行嗎 How Are You Guys Doing? Are You Okay?
我們還好 就是有點害怕 We're Alright. A Little Scared.
好吧 我知道恐懼的感覺 Well, Listen. I Know What It's Like To Be Scared.
我想告訴你們 我在你們這個年紀時 And I'll Tell You, When I Was Your Age...
未必能有你們勇敢 I Don't Think I Would Have Been As Brave As You.
真的嗎 Really?
其實你們可能是我遇過最勇敢的阿斯加德人 In Fact, You Might Just Be The Bravest Asgardians That I've Ever Met.
你們都是 All Of You.
我需要你們繼續保持勇敢 好嗎 So I Need You To Keep Being Brave, Alright?
還要互相照顧 你們現在是一個團隊了 And Take Care Of Each Other. You're A Team Now.
牢籠孩子隊 Team Kids In A Cage.
你們能做到嗎 Can You Do That?
嗯 我們應該可以做到 Yeah. I Think We Can Do That.
我對你們有信心 I Know You Can.
好嗎 Alright?
-索爾 -怎麼啦 -Thor? -Yeah?
能見到我的偶像 我很高興 I'm Glad, I Met My Hero.
哇 謝謝了 孩子 Wow. Thanks, Buddy.
孩子們怎樣了 How Are The Children?
你應該能明白 畢竟他們還是孩子 有些許害怕也很正常 As You Can Imagine, They're A Little Bit Scared Because They're Kids.
但是我告訴他們 一切都會好起來的 But I Told Him That Everything Is Going To Plan.
你騙他們了 And So You Lied To Them.
我們還有計劃嗎 We Still Have A Plan?
-當然有了 -不 已經沒計劃了 -Yes, There's A Plan. -There's No Plan.
-有計劃 -沒計劃 -There Is A Plan. -No, There's No Plan.
我們連召集天神戰隊都失敗了 We Failed To Raise A God Army.
-寇格還死了 -他沒死啊 -Korg Is Dead. -He's Not Dead.
-我沒死 -反正只剩了個頭 -I'm Not Dead. -Well, He's A Head.
而你 你被羞辱得體無完膚 And You, You Were Properly Humilated.
不 是被脫光光了只剩肌膚罷了 可是我無所謂啊 No, I Got Properly Naked, Which I'm Okay With.
-簡呢 -我也無所謂 -Jane? -I Was Okay With It.
-寇格呢 -我愛慘了 -Korg? -I Loved It.
重點是我們比之前更脆弱了 現在進入暗影維度 The Point Is,We're Going Into The Shadow Realm Weaker Than We Were Before.
-這就是送死 -不 沒有人會死 -We're Gonna Die. -No One's Gonna Die,
-好嗎 -真的嗎 -Okay? -Really?
沒事啦 我們剛才表現不錯啊 Everything Is Fine. We Did Great Back There.
-我們殺了宙斯 -是你殺的 -We Killed Zeus. -You Killed Zeus.
你或許覺得 這件事對整個宇宙來說可能是災難性的 也可能不是 For You, That May Or May Not Be Catastrophic For The Whole Universe.
當然了 And Surely,
我們可能一輩子都要受整個神界追捕 The Entire God Kingdom Is Probably Gonna Hunt Us Down For The Rest Of Our Days.
但是 你偷了這件奪目的武器 But Listen, You Stole This Beautiful Weapon.
你看 這就是我們的戰隊了 Alright, This Is The Army Right Here.
它又光亮又纖細又強大又漂亮 It's Sleek, It's Slender, It's Powerful, It's Beautiful.
不過是屬於你的 我愛死它了 Well, For You, I Love It.
只屬於你 女武神 For You, Valkyrie.
反正這也不是我的菜 I Mean, It's Not Really What I'm Into.
我 我的武器還擱外面呢 But I Got My, My Weapon Out There.
可否借你的酒杯一用 Can I Borrow That For A Sec?
啊 在這兒呢 我的老朋友 Ah! There You Are, Old Friend.
剛才出場可真驚艷啊 That Was Quite An Entrance, Back There.
聽著 嗯 Listen, Uh...
我們和好了吧 We Good?
你怎麼說 Yeah?
我不會因為有前任武器在場感到尷尬的 對吧兄弟 I Mean, I Don't Feel Weird Having My Ex Weapon Around, But Come On.
妙爾尼爾 那都是過去式了 Mjölnir, In The Past.
現在只剩我們倆了 兄弟 It's You And Me Now, Buddy.
這樣吧 You Know What?
我覺得是時候讓你喝第一杯啤酒了 I Think It's Time For Your First Beer.
你說呢 What Do You Say?
好喝是吧 Delicious.
我們最近都在吵架 對不起 I'm Sorry We've Been Fighting Lately.
嘿 Hey.
噢 嘿 Oh, Hey.
景致很壯觀是吧 It's Quite The... View, Huh?
是啊 很漂亮 Yeah, It's Beautiful.
如我所說 你剛才太威武了 As I Was Saying, I Was Very, Very Impressed With What You Did Back There.
你和妙爾尼爾都是 You And Mjölnir.
嗯嗯 Yeah.
太空海豚 Space Dolphins.
-什麼 -你應該看看太空海豚 -What? -You Should See Some Space Dolphins.
-哇哦 -是吧 -Wow. -Yeah.
太美了 Beautiful.
-天哪 -它們特別漂亮 特別罕見 -God. -They're So Beautiful, So Rare,
它們是非常忠誠的生物 They're Very Loyal Creatures.
交配後便會一起度過一輩子 They Mate For Life...
不過他們是六人行 In Packs Of 6.
只有愛 Just... Love.
天哪兄弟你真辣 ♪ Oh, Brother. Man, You Look So Hot ♪
惹得我想把你壓 ♪ I Wanna Get In Your Rocks ♪
我們終於相逢時 這晚會暖到爆炸 ♪ When We Get Together, We're Gonna Get It On ♪
咱再一起造點娃 ♪ I'm Gonna Make Some Babies ♪
這首歌是我爸向我另一個爸求偶時唱的 That Is The Song That My Dad Sang To My Other Dad When They Were Courting.
當兩個石頭人人想造人的時候 他們就會跑進山裏 When Two Kronans Want To Make A Baby, They Get Together Inside A Mountain.
一起泡入小熔岩池 They Go Down To A Little Lava Pool.
他們在熱熔岩裏牽手 They Hold Hands Over The Hot Lava.
一個月後 And Then After A Month,
才放開手 They Pull Their Hands Apart...
一個美麗小石頭人寶寶就出生了 And They Finally Created A Beautiful New Kronan Baby Boy.
噢 迷人又性感 Oh, It's Fascinating. And Hot.
有沒有什麼人對你來說是獨一無二的呢 Did You Ever Had A Special Someone?
有... Oh, I've Had...
太多獨一無二的了 So Many Special Someones.
但是吧 我也不知道 But, I Don't Know.
我不確定還想不想再體驗一次 I Don't Know If I Want It Again.
是因為你女朋友戰死了 而你一直不能原諒自己嗎 Is That Because You Lost Your Girlfriend In Battle And Never Forgave Yourself?
然後你就喝得酩酊大醉 想在酒裏找到答案 And Now, You're Just Trying To Find The Answers In The Bottom Of The Bottle.
還有那些毫無意義的放縱 只是為了麻痹你的痛苦 And Some Meaningless Downfall, Which Only Serves To Numb The Pain.
而不是給你帶來真的幸福或滿足 Instead Of Bringing You Real Happiness Or Satisfaction.
對 差不多吧 Yeah, Something Like That.
它們好美 Beautiful.
美麗的存在 Beautiful Thing.
簡 Jane.
-索爾 -我想要因為你而感到蛋疼 -Thor. -I Want To Feel Shitty About You.
啥 What?
對我來說 我想... For Me, I Want...
我... I...
我想有那種痛心的感覺 I Want To Feel Shitty About Something.
我想這個讓我心痛的人應該是你 I Think That's You.
這解釋還是不夠好 Not Really Getting Any Better.
不太對是吧 該死 It's Not, Is It? Damn It.
我朋友告訴我 寧可為失去愛而有那種蛋疼的感覺 My Friend Here Told Me That It Was Better To Feel Shitty
也好過從來沒有感受過愛 For Losing Love Than It Is To Never Experience Love,
甚至麻木不仁 活成一個空殼 我覺得他說得有道理 And To Feel Nothing At All, And Feel Empty And I Think He Was Right.
很久以來 我就是一具空殼 Which Is How I've Been Feeling For A Long Time.
我推開身邊的人 和他們保持距離 I Push People Away, Kept Them At A Distance
只是因為害怕失去 Because Of The Fear Of That Loss.
但我不想再這樣下去了 我不想再這樣活著 But I Don't Want To Do That Anymore. I Don't Wanna Live Like That.
關上心門總比感到心痛強 Better To Close Off Your Heart Than Feel The Pain.
我就是這麼做的 That's What I Did.
對 我關起我的心門然後做冥想 Yes, I Closed Off My Heart And I Meditated.
-你也冥想嗎 -我不 那好無聊 -You Meditate? -No, It's So Boring.
其實這只會讓我更憤怒 It Actually Made Me More Angry.
但我不願再為了所謂的命運自暴自棄 But I'm Tired Of Giving Myself Up As The Idea Of Fate
不願再糾結於抱怨這個世界還要讓我失去多少 And Try To Figure Out What The Universe Wants From Me.
我想要活在當下 I Want To Live In The Moment.
我想把每天都當成最後一天過 I Wanted To Live Like There's No Tomorrow.
把一切顧慮拋在腦後 Throw Caution To The Wind.
我想要 我想要和你在一起 簡 I Want... I Want To Be With You, Jane.
你覺得呢 What Do You Say?
我得了癌癥 I Have Cancer.
不好意思 你說什麼 I'm Sorry, What?
我時日無多了 I'm Sick.
-等一下 到底怎麼了 -再見 -Wait, What Is Happening? -Bye.
不不不不 No, No, No, No.
簡 簡 簡 Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
-怎麼回事 簡 -我說什麼了 -Wait, Jane. -What Did I Say?
我不是那個意思 I Didn't Mean That.
開玩笑的 Just Kidding.
我 I...
才沒得癌癥呢 Don't Have Cancer.
咱們去大打一場吧 Let's Go Smash Something.
簡 我很抱歉 Jane, I'm So Sorry.
不用覺得抱歉 Don't Be Sorry.
什麼時候查出來的 When Did You Find Out?
嗯 Um...
半年前 About Six Months Ago. I...
當時我只是覺得很疲憊 I Was Just Feeling Tired.
然後他們就告訴我已經發展到晚期了 And Then, They Told Me I Have Stage Four.
準備後事吧 Get My Affairs In Order.
然後我聽到了妙爾尼爾在召喚我 所以 And Then, I Heard Mjölnir Calling Me And So...
我就想 也許 I Thought, Maybe...
如果科學沒有用的話 也許 If Science Didn't Help, Then Maybe...
維京人的宇宙魔法有用呢 Viking Space Magic.
這就是你來新阿斯加德的原因 And That's Why You Came To New Asgard.
對 我覺得雷神錘可能能救我... Yeah, I Thought The Hammer Maybe Could Cure Me...
我覺得我有好轉了 And I Think It's Getting Better.
也可能沒有 Maybe Not.
簡 你我都不知道我們還剩下多少時間 Jane, None Of Us Know How Long We Have.
你不知道明天會發生什麼 You Don't Know What Tomorrow Holds.
而妙爾尼爾 它選擇了你 And Mjölnir, Mjölnir Chose You.
它選擇你是因為你有資格 It Chose You Because You Are Worthy.
這意義非凡 And That's Something.
當我第一次見到你的時候 我還沒有資格... When I First Met You, I Was Unworthy...
我無法舉起我的錘子 I Was Unable To Pick Up My Hammer.
那時你告訴我 沒有比幫助弱小更偉大的使命了 You Told Me, There Was No Greater Purpose Than To Help Those In Need.
是你讓我變成配得上它的人 You Made Me Worthy.
所以無論你想做什麼 我們都可以一起 So Whatever You Wanna Do, We Can Do Together.
好的 Okay.
那 你想幹什麼 Now What Do You Wanna Do?
我想讓那些孩子們回到家人身邊 I'm Gonna Get Those Children Back To Their Families.
我想完成這個任務 I Want To Finish That Mission.
你聽著像一位真正的雷神 Spoken Like A True Thor.
現在感覺如何 How Do You Feel Now?
很恐懼 So Scared.
你呢 How Do You Feel?
難過 Shitty.
有多難過 How Shitty?
-特別難過 -那好吧... -Really Shitty. -Well Then...
我很好奇這倆人在外面聊啥呢 I Wonder What Those Two Are Talking About, Out There.
他們才沒在聊天呢 Yeah, They're Not Talking.
原來如此 Oh!
你覺得他們倆會不會在熱熔岩池上手拉手 Do You Think Those Two Will Ever Hold Hands Over A Hot Lava Pool
然後造個索爾寶寶出來 To Make A Thor Baby?
不大可能 非常遺憾 Unlikely, Sadly.
哦 太可惜了 Oh, That's Too Bad.
我覺得索爾肯定會是個好爸爸 I Think Thor Would Make A Great Dad.
嘿 咱們到了 Hey! We're Here.
所有的色彩都去哪了 Where Did All The Color Go?
他們不在這兒 They're Not Here.
那他們在哪兒 Where Are They?
這是什麼破地方 What The Hell Is This Place?
鑰匙是彩虹橋 Bifrost Is The Key.
中計了 It's A Trap!
你能告訴我剛才你為啥把暴風戰斧扔出窗外了嗎 Can You Tell Me Why You Just Threw Stormbreaker Out The Window?
他要用它去打開邁向永恆的門 He Needs It To Open The Gates Of Eternity.
我們不要再這樣見面了 We Really Have To Stop Meeting Like This.
把斧頭叫來 Call The Ax.
你什麼時候去看牙醫我就什麼時候給你看看斧頭 I'll Call The Ax When You Call The Dentist.
召喚戰斧 Call The Ax.
告訴我那些孩子在哪兒不然我就殺了你 Tell Me Where The Children Are Or I'm Gonna Kill You.
召喚戰斧 Call The Ax.
你這神還不錯 Some God You Are.
你對神 You Know Nothing
一無所知 Of Being A God.
你尋求諸神的協助 You Went To The Gods For Help
而他們毫無作為 And They Did Nothing.
在這一點上 我們是相似的 We're Alike, In That Sense.
他和你完全不同 He's Nothing Like You.
你說什麼 What Was That?
我說 你和他沒有一絲共同點 I Said, He's Nothing Like You.
沒錯 我可不是個偽君子 That's Right. I'm Not A Hypocrite.
我真的在創造和平 I'm Truly Creating Peace.
什麼和平 你正在謀殺無辜的神祇 Peace? You're Murdering Innocent Gods.
無辜 Innocent?
你是個女武神嗎 Are You A Valkyrie?
對 Yes.
哈哈 這太有趣了 Haha, How Exciting.
噢 諸神也辜負了你... Oh, The Gods Failed You, Too...
當你的姐妹們遭到屠殺 When Your Sisterhood Was Led To Slaughter.
不許你提起... Don't You Dare Speak...
當你心愛的女人戰死在沙場上 Did You Pray To The Gods...
你是否會向眾神祈禱 When The Women You Loved Laid Dying On The Battlefield?
當你的家人被殘殺 Did You Beg Them For Help...
你是否祈求過他們的幫助 As Your Family Was Massacred?
和你聊天很開心 Good Chat.
至於這邊這位 This One...
你很有趣 You're Interesting.
你和他們不同 You're Different.
沒錯 Yes.
你就快死了啊 You're Dying.
我很遺憾 I'm Sorry.
我們倆是一樣的 We're On The Same Path.
就像黑死劍賦予了我力量一樣 Just As The Sword Empowered Me.
雷神之錘賦予了你力量 The Hammer Empowered You.
但它卻沒有改變你的命運 But It Did Nothing To Change Your Fate.
眾神祇會利用你 The Gods Will Use You...
但不會幫助你 But They Will Not Help You.
這個世界上沒有 There Is No...
永恆的獎賞 Eternal Reward...
給我們 For Us.
她很快就會逝去 She'll Be Gone Soon.
而你知道是誰會對她視而不見嗎 And You Know Who Won't Help Her?
我讓你猜一猜 I Give You One Guess.
我瞭解你的痛苦 I Know Your Pain.
愛就是痛苦 Love Is Pain.
我也曾有個女兒 I Had A Daughter Once.
我將希望寄托在眾神上 希望他們會救我的女兒 I Put My Faith In A Higher Power, Hoping It Will Save Her.
而她 And She...
還是死了 Died.
現在我明白了 Now I Understand...
我女兒很幸運 My Daughter Is The Lucky One.
她不需要在一個由邪惡神祇掌控 She Does Not Have To Grow Up In A World...
一個充滿折磨 Of Suffering And Pain
充滿痛苦的世界中長大 Run By Wicked Gods.
選擇你的愛人 Choose Love.
召喚戰斧 Call The Ax.
-你還好吧 -當然 -You Okay? -Yeah.
嗯 我有點想殺了這傢伙 Hmm, I Want To Kill This Guy.
我也是 但是我們要活捉他 So Do I, But We Have To Take Him Alive.
他是我們找到那些孩子的唯一線索 He's Our Only Link To Finding Those Children.
噢 謝謝你 山羊先生 Oh! Thank You, Mr. Goat.
小瓦 Val!
我們得把她送出去 We Gotta Get Her Out Of Here.
沒事的 我在 I Got You.
嘿我們來了 來吧 我們走 Hey, Guys, We're Here. Come On, Let's Go.
暴風戰斧 帶我們回家 Stormbreaker, Take Us Home.
...這個速度是我們前所未見的 ...At A Rate That None Of Us Have Seen Before.
聽著 我們還有很多激進的治療方式可以嘗試 Look, There Are Other, More Aggressive Forms Of Treatment We Can Try,
但是有某種東西正在干擾她身體抵抗癌癥的能力 But Something's Affecting Her Body's Ability To Fight The Cancer.
我很抱歉 索爾 I'm Sorry, Thor.
噢 你在這呢 Oh, There You Are.
發生什麼事了 What's Going On Out There?
啊 就是有個傻子造了個沒有門的冰箱 你敢信嗎 Oh, Some Moron Made A Fridge Without A Door. Can You Believe It?
別擔心 我拿了它裏面所有的好東西 Don't You Worry, I Got It Open And Got You All Sorts Of Goodies.
小瓦怎麼樣了 How's Val?
噢 她應該會很痛 但她還情況穩定 Oh, She's In A Lot Of Pain, Uh, But She Is Stable.
那就好 Okay, Good.
現在 你得把這個從我身上... Now You Just Gotta Get This...
-拔掉 -哇哦 不不不等一下 -Out Of My... -Woah! No, No, No.
讓它們插著吧 That's Gotta Stay In There.
讓這些靈丹妙藥起作用 所以... That's All The Magic Potions And Elixirs Doing Their Thing, So...
我需要出去一下 I'm Just Gonna Pop Out For A Moment.
接孩子 呃 可能再順帶殺個壞人 Pick Up The Kids. Uh, Kill A Bad Guy.
然後我會馬上趕回來 And Then, I'll Come Straight Back.
你不帶我一起去麼 You're Going Without Me?
呃 對 Uh, Yeah.
說好的 什麼都一起做呢 What Happened To Like... Doing Everything Together?
他會用那些孩子來讓你分心 He's Gonna Use Those Kids To Distract You.
你需要我 You Need Me.
我確實需要你 簡 I Do Need You, Jane.
我需要你活著 I Need You Alive.
有你一起戰鬥真的很棒 Would Be Great To Have You On The Battlefield.
肩並肩對抗格爾 Fighting Gorr Side By Side,
但是那把錘子正侵蝕你的生命 But That Hammer Is Killing You.
每當你使用它 它就會從你身體裏汲取足以致命的體力 Every Time You Use It, It's Draining All Of Your Mortal Strength,
讓你的身體無法抵抗癌癥 Leaving Your Body Unable To Fight The Cancer.
說好的把每天都當最後一天活呢 What Happened To Live Like There's No Tomorrow?
我說這話的時候還不知道你的最後一天可能真的快到了 It Was Before I Knew You Might Not Have One.
為什麼不再來一次冒險呢 Why Not Have One More Adventure?
簡 如果有哪怕一絲生還的機會 你也不能放過 Jane, If There's A Chance To Live. You Have To Take It.
你說話的口吻像一個沒得癌癥的真雷神 Spoken Like A True Thor Who Does Not Have Cancer.
我知道 我聽起來一定像個來自新墨西哥州的帥氣天體物理學家 I Know, I Seem Like Some Cool Astrophysicist From New Mexico.
生活在夢中 Just Living The Dream.
但是 看著我 But, Look At Me.
我想要繼續戰鬥 I Wanna Keep Fighting.
我成為了神威雷神 I'm The Mighty Thor.
而你希望我放棄這一切 And You Want Me Not To Do That?
如果放棄了這一切 有再多的時間又有什麼意義 What's The Point Of More Time Than This?
因為我愛你 Because I Love You.
我一直都愛著你 I've Always Loved You.
而這對我們來說是一次寶貴的機會 And This Is A Chance, For Us.
如果你再舉起那把該死的錘子 那我們將失去機會 If You Pick Up That Damn Hammer Again, Then That Chance Is Gone.
由你來選擇 簡 It's Your Choice, Jane.
但如果我沒有讓你留下來 我們一起想辦法解決問題 But I'd Regret It, Every Single Day.
那我餘生的每一天都將在後悔中度過 If I Didn't Ask You To Stay Here, So We Can Try And Figure This Out Together.
你最好能及時回到我身邊 You Better Come Back To Me.
我會盡我所能 盡快回來 I'm Coming Back, As Soon As I Can.
祝你好運 Break A Leg.
他才會是需要好運的那個 I'll Break All His Legs.
記住 通往永恆的大門就在字面意義上的 Remember That, The Gate To Eternity Is At The Literal Center...
-宇宙中心 如果你穿過了彗星群... -我記住了 宇宙 -Of The Universe. If You Go Past The Cluster Of Comets... -Universe.
知道了 師父別念了 跳過這個話題 Yes, Yes. I Know. We've Been Over This.
我不會迷路的 I'm Not Going To Get Lost.
你的傷怎麼樣 So How Are You Feeling With The Old Stab Wound?
-感覺把我腎捅沒了了 -真的假的 -I Think I Lost My Kidney -Gone? Completely?
我也想和你一起去 不過... I Wish I Could Join You, But...
我可能有命去沒命回 救不回來孩子們 I'd Probably Die And That Won't Help Get The Kids Back.
所以你只能自己去 So You'll Have To Go It Alone.
只要毀掉那把劍就好 All You Have To Do, Is Destroy That Sword.
他的力量都源自那把劍 It's His Source Of Power.
沒了劍他活不了的 He Won't Survive Long Without It.
嘿 活著回來 Hey, Don't Die.
我一定 Hell, No.
永恆 Eternity.
終於啊 Finally.
來吧 Come On.
嗨 孩子們 Hey, Kids.
我就知道他會來的 I Knew He'd Come.
快走 孩子們 快跑 Go. Go, Kids.
大伙還好嗎 Everyone Okay?
都站在一起 別分散開 Alright, Gather Round. Gather Round.
線下見面的感覺真不錯 Good To See You, In Person.
好了 大家聽我說 Alright, Listen Up! Here's The Plan.
我們偷偷走到暴風戰斧那裏 We Sneak Our Way Towards Stormbreaker,
小心一點 別撞上那些巨型暗影怪物 Being Very Careful Not To Bump Into, Any Of Those Big Shadow Monsters.
他們不會就在我後面吧 They're Behind Me, Aren't They?
你們有人打過仗嗎 Does Anyone Here Have Battle Experience?
戰鬥經驗 Battle Experience?
正好 現在就是最好的學習機會 Well, No Time To Learn Like The Present.
但我們沒有你那麼強啊 But, We're Not Strong Like You.
我們只是小孩而已 We're Just Kids.
別忘了 你們可是阿斯加德的小孩 Hey, Don't Forget. You're Asgardian Kids.
我不是 我只是個狼人小孩 I'm Not. I'm Just A Lycan Kid.
我是米達斯的小孩 And I'm A Midassian Kid.
-我是法利加人 -好吧好吧 -I'm Falligarian. -Okay, Okay.
那你們做一天阿斯加德人好嗎 But Today, You're Asgardians.
拿起你們的武器 Now, Collect Your Weapons.
拿什麼 What?
找到什麼拿什麼 Go And Find Anything You Can Pick Up.
然後都帶到這裏來 And Bring It Back Here.
快 快 Hurry, Hurry.
好的 真棒 快點 Okay, Cool. Come On!
它們快來了 快 They're Getting Closer, Hurry Up.
快點 Come On!
今天 是被載入史冊的一天 Today, Is A Day That Will Go Down In History.
今天 是被後人傳頌的一天 Today's A Day They'll Talk About For Generations To Come.
今天 我們都是太空維京人 Today, We Are Space Vikings!
舉起武器 Present... Arms!
任何一個舉起武器 Whosoever Hold These Weapons
真心堅信他們可以回家的人 And Believes In Going Home If They Be True Of Heart.
都有資格 Is .Therefore Worthy And Shall Possess...
短暫地獲得 For A Limited Time Only.
雷神之力 The Power Of Thor!
艾克索將軍 General Axl...
將你的軍隊帶到戰斧那邊 Lead Your Army To That Ax.
為阿斯加德 We Shall Do Our Work...
我們將拼盡全力 For Asgard.
你不是孤身而戰 ♪ You Are Not The Only One ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Somebody ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Someone ♪
人人都需要陪伴 ♪ Everybody Needs Somebody ♪
你不是孤身而戰 ♪ You Are Not The Only One ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Somebody ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Someone ♪
人人都需要陪伴 ♪ Everybody Needs Somebody ♪
你不是孤身而戰 ♪ You Are Not The Only One ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Somebody ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Someone ♪
人人都需要陪伴 ♪ Everybody Needs Somebody ♪
你不是孤身而戰 ♪ You Are Not The Only One ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Somebody ♪
難道你不需要陪伴 ♪ Don't You Think That You Need Someone ♪
人人都需要陪伴 ♪ Everybody Needs Somebody ♪
好耶 Yeah!
不 No.
簡 Jane.
毀了那把劍他就死定了 Destroy That Sword And He's Dead.
大門就要開了 你得阻止暴風戰斧 The Gate Is Almost Open. You Gotta Stop Stormbreaker.
沒事的 我解決他 It's Okay. I Got Him.
暴風戰斧 停下來 Stormbreaker, Stop This!
控制一下你自己 看看你在幹什麼呢 Get A Hold Of Yourself. Look What You're Doing.
我得把你帶走 I'm Gonna Get You Out Of There.
快點 快點 夥計 Come On. Come On, Buddy.
快放開 我的朋友 Let Go Of My Friend.
你輸了 雷神小姐 You've Lost, Lady Thor.
第一 First Off,
我叫神威雷神 The Name Is Mighty Thor.
第二 Secondly...
如果這個名字你叫不來 If You Can't Say Mighty Thor,
叫我簡·福斯特博士也可以接受 I'll Accept Dr. Jane Foster!
第三 Thirdly,
吃我一錘 Eat My Hammer!
暴風戰斧 Stormbreaker!
我就知道你可以的 I Knew You Could Do It.
艾克索 帶他們回家 Axl! Get Them Home.
簡 Jane?
我沒事 I'm Okay.
你得阻止他 You Gotta Stop Him.
格爾 停下 Gorr, Stop!
如果停下來 我還算什麼父親 What Kind Of Father Would I Be, If I Stopped.
我理解你的痛苦 但這不是解決方法 I Know Your Pain, But This Isn't The Way.
你尋求的並不是死亡或者復仇 It's Not Death Or Revenge That You Seek.
那你說我在尋求什麼 What Do I Seek?
你在尋找愛 You Seek Love.
愛嗎 Love?
我為什麼要尋求愛 Why Should I Seek Love?
因為那是我們所有人的渴望 Because That's All Any Of Us Want.
你怎麼敢棄我而去 How Dare, You Turn Your Back On Me.
你贏了 格爾 You Won, Gorr.
這是我能和她共度的最後時光 為什麼要浪費在你身上 Why Would I Spend My Last Moments With You, When I Can Be With Her?
我選擇愛 I Choose Love.
你也可以選擇愛 你可以復活她 You Can, Too. You Can Bring Her Back.
許你的願望吧 Make Your Wish.
我要死了 I'm Dying.
她無依無靠 She Would Have No One.
她會孤單的 She Would Be Alone.
她不會的 She Won't Be Alone.
爸爸的寶貝 My Love.
我好想你 I've Missed You, So Much.
我也很想你 I've Missed You, Too.
-我很抱歉 -沒事的 -I'm So Sorry. -It's Okay.
我拿起錘子的那一刻 As Soon As I Picked Up That Hammer...
就好像我已經重獲新生 It's Like... I've Gotten An Extra Life.
就好像 It's Just...
魔法一樣 Magical.
對一個凡人來講還不錯 Not Too Bad For A Human.
對一個神明來講也還好 Not Too Bad For A God.
我想好我的口號了 I Think I Figured Out My Catchphrase.
-真的嗎 是什麼 -你湊近點 -Really? What Is It? -Come Closer.
真不錯 Perfect.
-史上最佳 -多謝誇獎 -It's The Best One Yet. -Thank You.
不要再關閉心門 Keep Your Heart Open.
我愛你 I Love You.
我也愛你 I Love You Too.
保護好她 Protect Her.
保護好我的寶貝 Protect My Love.
讓我來給你們講講太空裏的維京人傳奇 Let Me Tell You The Legend Of The Space Viking.
她又名 A.K.A
"神威雷神" "The Mighty Thor".
又名 A.K.A
"簡·福斯特博士" "Dr. Jane Foster".
她犧牲自己拯救了宇宙 告訴我們有資格舉起雷神之錘意味著什麼 Her Sacrifice Saved The Universe And Taught Us All What It Means To Be Worthy.
她幫助了眾神之子 She Helped The Children Of The Gods.
他們被一道激光傳送回家 Who Laser Beamed Their Way Back Home,
他們的家從昏沉的小漁村變成了旅遊景點 To Their Dozy, Little Fishing Village Turned Tourist Destination.
艾克索 Axl!
我好想你 I Missed You.
-你沒事嗎 -我很好 沒事的 -Are You Okay? -I'm Fine. I'm Okay.
-你確定嗎 -嗯嗯我沒事 -Are You Sure? -I'm Okay.
-孩子們又過上了安全的生活 -大點聲 三 -The Kids Were Safe To Be Kids Again. -Louder, Three!
腿再岔開些 Widen Your Stance.
尤其是他們的國王要求他們參加防身術練習 Especially After Their King, Made Them All Go To Self-Defense Classes.
-看看這些太空裏的小維京人們 -然後是最重要的一步 -Look At All Those Budding Space Vikings. -And The Most Important Part,
喊殺聲 The War Cry!
就連海姆達爾的兒子 Even Heimdall's Son,
艾克索·海姆達爾森 Axl Heimdallson,
像他爸一樣用眼睛放魔法 Who Could Now Do His Dad's Freaky Eye Magic,
現在也成為了一名戰士 Was Becoming Quite The Warrior.
阿斯加德的未來穩如磐石 The Future Of Asgard Was Secure.
談到未來 Speaking Of Futures,
我也在打造自己的後代 I Was Forging One Of My Own.
我的身體已經長回來了 Now That My Body Has Grown Back.
我跟一個叫韋恩的傢伙造小人 With A Dude I Met Called Dwayne.
你們問索爾嗎 What About Thor, You Ask?
他踏上了一段新的旅程 He Embarked On A New Journey.
因為他找到了活下去的理由 Because He Had Found Something To Live For.
傾注愛的理由 Something To Love For.
一個小傢伙把他從憂鬱神 A Little Someone Who Turned Him From Sad God
變成了奶爸神 Into Dad God.
早餐好了 快吃吧 Breakfast Is Served, Bon Appetit.
你好哇 Hello!
來吧 There You Go!
嘿 吃早飯啦 Hey! Breakfast!
打擾下哈 Excuse Me.
那是啥玩意 What Is That?
這是...這是地球人吃的薄餅 They're... They're Panflaps From Earth.
我覺得我不愛吃薄餅 I Don't Think I Like Panflaps.
-你可愛吃了 -不 我不愛吃 -You Love Them. -No, I Don't.
-不 你愛吃的 -我這輩子都沒吃過 -Yes, You Do. -Never Had That In My Life.
快點吃了吧 我們得出發了 要遲到了呢 Come On, Eat Up. We Have To Go. We're Gonna Be Late.
-你的靴子呢 -我穿著呢 -Now, Where Are Your Boots? -I'm Wearing Them.
你不能穿這雙鞋去 You're Not Wearing Those.
-我就要穿 -不行 -Yes, I Am. -No, You're Not.
-行 -不行 -Yes, I Am. -No, You're Not.
去死吧 你個惡魔 Go To Hell, Demon!
這可是新鍋 現在毀了吧 It's Brand New. Now, Destroyed.
謝謝您勒 Thank You Very Much.
你知道嗎 你想穿啥就穿啥 You Know What, You Wear What You Want.
等腳疼的時候別來找我哈 Don't Come Complaining To Me When Your Feet Get Sore.
好不好 我才不會同情你 Alright, You Get No Sympathy Here From Me.
呃好吧 我穿靴子去 Ugh, Fine. I'll Wear The Boots.
謝謝配合 Thank You.
還記得我媽媽跟我說過的話嗎 Remember What My Mother Used To Tell Me?
要聽大人的話 Listen To The Grown Ups.
如果你看到有人受了驚嚇或者被欺負了 And If You See Anyone Scared Or Being Picked On,
-你就去照顧他們 好嗎 -好的 -Look After Them. Okay? -Okay.
最重要的是 玩得高興就好 Most Of All, Have Fun.
-好勒 -好勒 -Gotcha. -Gotcha.
那妙爾尼爾在哪呢 我把他放哪了 Now, Where Is Mjölnir? Where Did I Put Him?
在那邊 擱床上睡覺呢 Over There, Sleeping In The Bed.
在床上 In The Bed.
噢哇 Oh, Wow!
這玩意可弄不掉了 That Is Not Coming Off.
你這是幹啥啊 What Did You Do?
呃 她之前看起來好無聊的 Eh, She Looked Boring Before.
啊 Ah!
可能確實是 Supposed It Did.
我愛死了 I Love It.
太有創意了 Very Creative.
好的... Okay...
看到下面那些外星人了嗎 長著花紋的那些 Now, See The Aliens Down There? The Stripy Ones?
他們看起來很友善啊 They Look Nice.
對 他們是挺好的 Yeah, They Are Nice.
所以我們必須得照顧他們 That's Why We Have To Look After Them.
明白了 Got It.
要保護好人 Protect The Nice Ones.
我愛你 小甜心 I Love You, Sweetie.
我也愛你 索爾叔叔 Love You, Uncle Thor.
他們永遠與我們同在 They Will Always Be There For Us.
太空裏的維京人和他的小姑娘 The Space Viking And His Girl Born From Eternity,
借由神的力量誕生於永恆 With The Powers Of A God.
兩位戰士... Two Warriors...
為那些無法戰鬥的人而戰 Fighting The Good Fight For Those Who Can't Fight Good.
他們的足跡遍佈太空 人們給他們起了很多名字 The Have Travelled Far And Have Been Given Many Names.
但是對那些最瞭解他們的人來說 But To Those Who Know Them Best,
他們倆的名字只是 They're Simply Known
愛與雷霆 As Love And Thunder.
她的笑容總讓我想起 ♪ She's Got A Smile That It Seems To Me ♪
那些美好的童年回憶 ♪ Reminds Me Of Childhood Memories ♪
一切都如藍天般亮麗 ♪ Where Everything Was As Fresh As The Bright Blue Sky ♪
當我注視著她的臉龐 ♪ Now And Then When I See Her Face ♪
她總會帶我去那特別的地方 ♪ She Takes Me Away To That Special Place ♪
若我的目光停留得太長 ♪ And If I Stared Too Long ♪
我定會大哭心傷 ♪ I'd Probably Break Down And Cry ♪
我甜蜜的寶貝啊 ♪ Sweet Child O' Mine ♪
我甜蜜的愛人 ♪ Sweet Love Of Mine ♪
她湛藍的眼睛如同雨前的天空 ♪ She's Got Eyes Of The Bluest Skies As If They Thought Of Rain ♪
我不願在那雙眼中看到一絲傷痛 ♪ I Hate To Look Into Those Eyes And See An Ounce Of Pain ♪
她的秀髮讓我想起那個溫暖安全的地方 ♪ Her Hair Reminds Me Of A Warm Safe Place ♪
兒時的我總去那裏躲藏 ♪ Where As A Child I'd Hide ♪
祈禱雷霆暴雨無聲地離開我身旁 ♪ And Pray For The Thunder And The Rain To Quietly Pass Me By ♪
我甜蜜的寶貝啊 ♪ Sweet Child O' Mine ♪
曾經 做為神 我們是有一席之地的 It Used To Be That Being A God, Meant Something.
人們會低聲呼喚你的名字... People Will Whisper Your Name...
隨後跟你分享他們最深切的願望和夢想 Before Sharing Their Deepest Hopes And Dreams.
他們祈求你的慈悲... They Begged You For Mercy...
甚至都不知道你是不是真的在聽 Without Ever Knowing, If You're Actually Listening.
而現在... Now...
他們望向天空 You Know, They Look To The Sky.
他們不再向我們求閃電 They Don't Ask Us For Lightning.
不再向我們求雨 They Don't Ask Us For Rain.
他們只想看見一個他們所謂的超級英雄 They Just Want To See One Of Their So-Called Superheroes.
我們什麼時候成了這樣的笑話 When Did We Become The Joke?
不 No.
不會再這樣下去了 No More
當索爾·奧丁森從空中墜落... They Will Fear Us Again...
他們會再次畏懼我們 When Thor Odinson Falls From The Sky.
你明白我的意思嗎 海格力斯 Do You Understand Me, Hercules?
你明白嗎 兒子 Do You Understand Me, My Son?
明白 父親 Yes, Father.
什麼情況 What?
噢嘿 Oh, Hey!
簡·福斯特 Jane Foster.
海姆達爾 Heimdall?
我看到你現在已經死了 I See You're Dead Now.
呃...是的 Uhh... Yeah.
謝謝你照看我的兒子 Thank You For Looking After My Son.
歡迎你來到眾神之地 You Are Very Welcome Here To The Land Of The Gods.
歡迎來到英靈殿 Welcome To Valhalla.